James...it that you?
Who is that with you???
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Jul 26, 2014
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#723
Welcome Elenin
We have been waiting for you all of this time.
You have been selected to be a participant in the Philadelphia Experiment, we are going to make this ship invisible.
Why you? It´s easy. We created you.
Do you remember those dreams that you used to have when you were a little girl?
Yes...
I....
am.....
starting....
to..........
re....mem.....ber
I can't beleive it. The apes have entered into an agreement with the X-Men. That's NEVER happened. Why, that would be like peace in the Gaza strip.
Jul 26, 2014
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#726
Undercover recon team is trying to locate Eienin. Damn these old-school masks.
Hang on Ma'am!!!
Leave her alone...she's mine.
Wait a minute! If Elenin is experiencing Total Recall, then that means that Arnold Swarzinegger is actually THE REAL ELENIN!
Jul 26, 2014
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#729
Gort: Leave Helen (I mean Elenin) alone, you ugly Aliens!!!! Don´t worry Alice (I mean Kboyer) we will leave now!!!!
I'm baaak
OMG...they're leaving!
.... literally!!!
...and we're taking Schwarzenegger and Elenin with us.
Jul 26, 2014
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#735
That´s strange, that UFO looks like my Robotic Floor Cleaner
Floor Cleaner: Hi Panda
Panda: Can you talk????
Floor Cleaner: Duh!!!! I just did!!!!
Panda: What do you want?
FC: Relax, I´m a friend. I want to send you a message. The Aliens mistook Elenin for a female monkey. They don´t have the real Elenin.
Panda: Where is the real Elenin?
FC: All I can tell you, is that she is still on Earth.
Panda: Well, that´s something. Thanks friend!
FC: By the way, I need an oil change.
Panda: Sure thing!
FC: Now!
Panda: ok ok...
Elenin to Earth...
Elenin to Earth.
I've been told that our destination is none other than....
......Planet X.
Jul 26, 2014
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#737
Elenin, wake up, wake up, you are not in an UFO. You are dreaming. You are still in the forest!!!!
Jul 26, 2014
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#738
But about the Alien part, yes, that was true. You are half alien, half ape and half human.
...to be continued (i think i'm in a lot of trouble!!!!)
This is Elenin...
signing off.
Goodbye Planet Earth!
I've crossed the Golden Gate into Alcatraz.
I believe I've spotted James.
Klaatu barada nikto