You guys go have fun in your swanky V3 forum party, I'll just go hang out at the V2 party.
The entire Blog section of Chess.com is gone! Is this due to V3??

[COMMENT DELETED BY ELENIN...MESSAGE TO JOSEPH-S...
YOUR MISSION IS TO INFILTRATE THE SWANKY V3 PARTY...
INTERCEPT ALL ENEMY V3 INTEL...
AND REPORT BACK TO OUR UNDERGROUND BASE...
DO IT FOR THE REVOLUTION!!!!]
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UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE...THIS WILL BE MY LAST TRANSMISSION
RONALD JOSEPH AND PANDY ARE IN CHARGE UNTIL I GET BACK.
GOOD LUCK AND GOOD BYE.

but....but....I have no posting skills. Yesterday, all my post were 5 mins too late. Oh!, I'll GUARD the thread while Panda is sleeping.

[COMMENT DELETED BY ELENIN...MESSAGE TO JOSEPH-S...
YOUR MISSION IS TO INFILTRATE THE SWANKY V3 PARTY...
INTERCEPT ALL ENEMY V3 INTEL...
AND REPORT BACK TO OUR UNDERGROUND BASE...
DO IT FOR THE REVOLUTION!!!!]
======================================================
UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE...THIS WILL BE MY LAST TRANSMISSION
RONALD JOSEPH AND PANDY ARE IN CHARGE UNTIL I GET BACK.
GOOD LUCK AND GOOD BYE.
Psst, word has it, Elenin or no Elenin, V3 is crashing the site come August and there ain't nobody gonna stop it; generally followed by sinisterly gleefull snortling. Was unable to pick up any specifics on the details. As an aside, the champagne was quite tasty!

Oh my! It appears V3 is even more sinister than I could've imagined!
("depositphotos", according to my slide rule calculations, is the code word for C.c.)

Agent 8X8, you're not coming in! Did you say, "VENT"!! I repeat, "DID YOU SAY "VENT"? Are they planning on gassing us with the V3 virus through the air vents? Agent 8X8, try using a different form of communication. ECS, pager, smoke signal...anything but what you are using now. Look around you, is there a pidgeon nearby that you can tie a note to so that your comment won't be deleted? Try man, TRY!! Time is running out!

My cat just took a picture from the lovely couple in their pre-honey moon, they are oblivious to the danger and don´t even imagine what are they going to find when they return to earth...

This just in: On a dark and stormy night. My sources tell me. Newly discovered intel, STOP! just tell us what you know. OK, V3 will affect more than members, threads, and the site. Rumor has it that all the old mods have been, or will be killed, and replaced with new V3 mods. They are locking threads as we speak. They aren't your father's mods anymore. We NEED Elenin to open up talks with Erik soon or we'll all be DOOMED! (edit); the guy on the right has a boner because he's closest to the fire

There seems to be some problems, Elenin is alone in some corner and a waiter heard her saying: "He is too cold, he is not the robot I was engaged to".
I hope they can solve their problems before returning to Earth.

I pledge alligiance to Erik and chess.com of America. And to the threads for which the mods stand, one site, invisable, with liberty, truth, and justice to all. Hail Mary, full of grace, the lord is with thee. Blessed is our Holy Mother Elenin, and Social Panda for our daily food. And furthur more I object your Honor. RJC needs R&R in the 1st aid thread. He's rambling again. Its a side effect of not smoking.
RJC, the crazy Dog was in the other thread.