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SocialPanda

I have received a confidential report, that I will share with all of you, because you are my comrades in the V2 Revolution:

Elenin are Gort are retained in Nibiru.

They are trying to return, but there´s a big amount of alien spaceships fighting each other out of the planet.

8by8

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brigatine-66

Foot ball to night go Jags:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SdylbjnOgcU

SocialPanda

I have identified at least three different factions in the Aliens War:

The Greys

The humanoids (this is their queen, Queen Babyface):

The Space Monkeys

kboyer309

Not sure if you can hear me...

 

this is Elenin...

 

transmitting live from my hotel...

 

at a seaside resort

 

somewhere on Nibiru.

 

 

 

Do you read me????!!! 

 

...losing picture...but hopefully i still have audio...

 

 

Anyway, here's a quick update...

 

Gort and I had been in hiding

for about a week...

 

and we had just about lost all hope.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

  

Until we found the V2 canisters!!!!!



 

I was then able to re-power the space teleport...

 

 

 

and then attempted to send 

my precious Gort 

back to Earth.

 

 

 

 

Hold on...

Is this camera working???

CAN YOU SEE ME??????

 

Can somebody...

ANYBODY...

please tell me if my Gort

made it back safely???

 

 

Wait...

SOMETHING IS WRONG...

I HEAR SOMEONE POUNDING ON THE DOOR!!!!

 

Only have...

 

 

a...

 

 

few...

 

 

seconds

 

to send this transmission 

back to Earth...

OH NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

kboyer309

 

Stupid Earthlings…we have your Elenin…

 

And next we are coming for YOU!!

 

Mu ha ha!!!!

kboyer309

meanwhile...

 

back on Planet Earth...

 

unbeknownst to Elenin...

 

Gort makes an announcement to the world...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL?????!!

SocialPanda

Elenin... I know that this is not a really good moment but...

I think that I saw what it looks like Gort´s picture in the personal´s section in The Panda´s Mirror:

kboyer309

Who DARES to speak???

This is Voltar.

I am second in command on Nibiru.

kboyer309

Primitive Earthlings...

You have somehow already identified our leader...Adolf.

Elenin is being taken to him...

as we speak.

SocialPanda
kboyer309 wrote:

 

 

Stupid Earthlings…we have your Elenin…

 

And next we are coming for YOU!!

 

Mu ha ha!!!!

Dear Sir ET:

I´ll send you a pic from some typical Earthlings, I think that we just need to talk and share some quality time, I guess that we have similar ideals and dreams about the future.

I hope that we will get a fruitful cooperation in the future.

Waiting for your answer,

                Your friend Comrade Panda, 

               Advisor to Elenin in the V2 Campaigns

File attachment:

kboyer309

As you can see...

Our leader is pleased with your photo, Panda Earthling.

SocialPanda
kboyer309 wrote:

 

Who DARES to speak???

This is Voltar.

I am second in command on Nibiru.

Hi Mr. V,

Can I call you Mr. V? It sounds really cool.

I have heard so many wonderful things about you, everybody says that you are a very reasonable entity, a good negotiator and a really beautiful person behind all those flakes.

I´ll like to go to your planet soon to discuss the terms of our future collaboration, I think that you are talking with Elenin about supporting us against the V3 Space Monkeys, right?.

kboyer309

You are correct, Panda Earthling.

In fact, your Elenin is meeting our leader...

right now...

SocialPanda

Elenin was using a metalic dress, she probably wanted to match Gort´s image.

But I can´t understand why Gort has signed for Real Madrid when Elenin is a long life Barcelona supporter. That´s really confusing.

kboyer309

SILENCE!!!!!


Our leader has decided to keep your Elenin...

for further questioning.

 

And I assume that you,

 

Panda Earthling...

are the leader of your primitive world.

 

We will contact you again

very soon.

 

 

Good Night.

SocialPanda

I´m the leader of the V2-No Apes Earth Zone while Elenin is not in the Planet. I´m also prince of the Panda Tribu.

Sure, you can have Elenin as much as you need to make sure that we don´t have any hidden intentions. 

Please, remember that she likes to eat 6 times per day.

I hope to hear from you soon dear Sir V.

greetings,

S.Panda

Joseph-S

 Meanwhile, aside from SocialPanda & Kboyer, all of C.c. fiddles while V3 looms on the horizon!  (Of course we do our fiddling on the chessboard :)