ELENIN: And I love you, Enki...
my long lost half brother.
...to be continued (?)
The entire Blog section of Chess.com is gone! Is this due to V3??
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Bo: Let me put it in simpler terms, we could have just destroyed the earth, but we are trying to upgrade your standards of living and playing chess, if there is a reason why we shouldn´t do it, please tell us.
Which are your real motivations?
Bo wrote:
Bo: Let me put it in simpler terms, we could have just destroyed the earth, but we are trying to upgrade your standards of living and playing chess, if there is a reason why we shouldn´t do it, please tell us.
Which are your real motivations?
What?? Are you new around these parts, pilgrim? Didn't you see what happened to this site when they supposedly "upgraded" it to V2?? It totally ruined the decor of the place, not to mention all of the bugs that came out of the motherboard that have yet to be fixed. That's why the fight against V3 must never cease to unceasingly resist the onslaught of a new crop of bugs that will never get fixed!
Just say NO to V3! *ELL NO, WE WON'T GO TO V3!!
DOWN WITH V3!!
Besides, if we stop fighting V3, what happens to this thread? Hmm?... bet you never thought about that, did you? 
From the Editorial Page of the…
The Daily ChEsSboard
A Collection of
Opinions
expressed
throughout the World
..........ON THE V2 REVOLUTION.............
Vladimir Putin: V2 is like Mother Russia…
and V3 is the New World Order.
Rush Limbergher:
Elenin could win
with half her brain
tied behind her back.
The Popes:
We both believe that V2 vs V3
represents the eternal battle
of the forces of good
vs evil.
David Rockefeller:
The V2 Revolution is a cancer
on the world
and must be “eliminated”
by any means necessary.
Barrack Obama: I just want my dog back.
Hillary Clinton:
Veni
Vidi
Vici
THAT'S THE END
OF TODAY'S COLUMN...
THANK YOU FOR READING
THE DAILY CHESSBOARD
We're all DOOMED.
If it wasn't for venetian blinds, it would be CURTAINS for ALL of us.
[COMMENT DELETED BY THE MAKERS OF WHEAT THINS]
We’re receiving another transmission from deep space.
Looks like it’s coming from a star cluster
near Sirius…
Picture still not coming in…
The radio satellite analyst then gasps:
WE HAVE A PICTURE…
WE HAVE IT LOCKED IN!!!
Amplify the sound!!
Bo: we were trying to install V3, but your ferocious rebellion was just heartbreaking, your army fought with some much energy, we just needed to talk with you, we have commited mistakes in the past (okay, the apes were not supposed to take control of some buildings..., they were working on their own, sorry Elenin, no hard feelings for that kidnapping, right?), but why don´t you give us an opportunity? Is there something else that you know? Why all this fight?