Where am I?
Which is this place?
The entire Blog section of Chess.com is gone! Is this due to V3??
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I'm sorry I'm late. I had to take reporter Rabbit to the hospital. He passed out when that revelation about Erik hit the computer screen. It was a bouble wammy for him. He was going to do a goodbye video for the living room, and now THAT'S closed. We didn't see either one coming. I reserved a bed next to him. I have to go lie down.
And now a TRIPLE wammy?? 
I hope Panda is OK
Aug 19, 2014
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#1225
Skippy? Skippy?!? Skippy was a friggin' bush kangaroo with a drinking problem!!
Aug 19, 2014
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#1226
If anything happens to Panda... I'm wearing kangaroo's dangly bits for earings!
1st we lost Elenin, then the living room, now Social Panda. Its a conspiracy I tell ya. The're trying to take us out, one at a time. Divide and conquear. Run for your lives. Every man for themselves. I mean every woman for ... I mean every alien for them... I mean every Ape for....I mean every time traveler for themsel... I mean every Dog has a bone. I mean every drummer needs sticks.... I mean DON'T SHOOT, HANDS UP!
WE INTERUPT THIS THREAD FOR A SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT. Check out, "How Longgggg untilllll V3?". Erik has made mention that possibly midnight Aug 31. That means we have 10 days to save Elenin.
Aug 22, 2014
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#1230
SocialPanda wrote:
Aphis Officers: Open the door we have to inspect the building!!!
Department meetings at the doughnut store.
Aug 27, 2014
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#1231
We are done Dr. Elenin.
It was fun while it lasted.
Soon it will all be over.
The people must defend themselves, but they must not sacrifice themselves. The people must not let themselves be destroyed or riddled with bugs, but they cannot be humiliated either.
Supporters of V2, I have faith in Chess.com and its destiny. Other men will overcome this dark and bitter moment when treason seeks to prevail. Go forward knowing that, sooner rather than later, the great avenues will open again where free men will walk to build a better chess website.
Long live Chess! Long live the people! Long live V2!
These are my last words, and I am certain that my sacrifice will not be in vain, I am certain that, at the very least, it will be a moral lesson that will punish felony, cowardice, and treason.
Carthage, 27 October 218 B.C.
Oh, how she must have been tortured!
Aug 27, 2014
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#1235
The V2 Revolutionary Command Council on Earth is currently analyzing the exhibits for Dr. Elenin's crimes.
Exhibit #1:
Erik "The Creator" makes a publicitary comment defending the upcoming V3.
Exhibit #2:
Dr. Elenin "pledge allegiance to V3 and the website for which it stands, one chess.com indivisible, with liberty and justice for all" in response to Erik request.
It's unknown when the deliberations will come to an end.
We will all miss Panda. He should have a funeral with military honors. We can still keep creating. We could have a countdown. Maybe reporter rabbit could go on the street and get people's opinions the 1st week?? Breaking news; the 1st bug. No!, a raffle for the 1st bug. YOU WIN! member 629195, Come on Down, You the 1st Contestant on The V3 Show heh??
static.......
static.........
pop.......................
This is Elenin...anybody there??
static...................
I am still alive. On Nibiru. Running out of time.
ENKI forced my confession
and allegiance to V3.
static............................
Re-Scheduled for brain surgery very soon...
static...
to coincide EXACTLY
with the Second Coming of V3!!
static.........ENKI is going to (unintelligible.........) me!
oh no....I hear them coming
they're coming to take me away...
nooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!
Hello Earthlings. That's the LAST time you will be hearing from HER!!!
Mu Ha Ha!!!!!
Prepare for V3!!!!!
Over
AND
OUT.
Poor Pandy!
Skippy: I should just put the Panda in that strange box, nobody would look there. What are those buttons for anyway?
FBI Boss: Where's the Panda????
Skippy: I just put him in that kind of oven... and then pressed the red button to lock the door.
FBI Boss: You idiot! You just send him in a time travel!!!!!