Contact staff, as you have been told, and don't post another topic until you get a response.
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^Rough 0_0
And I've had the same issue too. It's website 101 to be able to delete a forum topic, honestly. The best you can do is delete your comments. Good luck! Let me know when you get a real answer!

Disappear??? Try David Copperfield. He's excellent Hmmm! What can I do to disappear?? You should of got on flight 370.

i want to delete all my forum topics
Staff aren't deleting threads any more sorry, we can move it to Off Topics, you can delete your own posts and untrack the thread, but we can't delete the threads for you sorry

I accept being banned if my forum topics will dissapear.
OK then why not just submit a ticket and ask the staff to have you ban.

@RonaldJosephCote
Im pretty sure cos i recently watched a documentary about the plane youre talking about is the plane Air France 470
and it didnt really disappear. people found it
PS im not a nerd i just found it on the internet

I'm talking about the Maylasian flight 370 that has been lost for 9 days now. There's 14 countries scorwering the Indian Ocean as we speak. 239 people on board. GOD, spring can't come soon enought. I NEED TO GET OUT OF THESE FORUMS, AND DO SOME GARDENING, BEFORE I SHOOT SOMEONE! I take that back; WILL SOMEONE SHOOT ME PLEASE! Where's a drive-by internet shooting when you need one??? I don't know what happened officer. I was posting a move in live chess. I heard shots, so I ducked and cover. I didn't see the shooter, but suddenly a number of people started running out of Help & Support. I heard multiple shoots. Its quite a blood bath in there. I saw a white male walk into the thread, and he was dressed in camaflage from head to toe. I don't think he was a chess player. He had a glazed look in his eyes. He was mumbeling something about sockpuppets, and he started shooting. It could of been a premium member, I just ran into the thread, "last one to post is a moron".

The only other option is gonna cost you money. I'm refering to blackmail. Send in a ticket to Matt in billing. Tell him you will buy a premium membership only if your threads and post can be deleted. Tell him you'll pay by pay-pal. Put $15. on the card. If your stuff is not deleted in 30 days, don't renew the card.

i want to delete all my forum topics
Staff aren't deleting threads any more sorry, we can move it to Off Topics, you can delete your own posts and untrack the thread, but we can't delete the threads for you sorry
You already received an answer to a similar inquiry two days ago (quoted above). I'm afraid it hasn't changed.
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