fact
The...."I've heard this thread before"....response.
Un-MUTE ME YOU FILTHY MOD!
agreement
Will you look at the time.......gotta go.
Used by Staff, mods, & Admins quite a bit........
A common response among animal lovers.
General Membership........30 million clowns.
fortelling thread outcomes
Yes......some threads lead to Conga-Line dancing....
Reading threads on a daily basis leads to....Church going Uphoria.....
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laughter
indignation
anger
alert/warning
reality
gratitude
non-intrest/isolationism
astonishment
Preparing for thread exit.........stage left.
Stoner response/ Innability to stay on topic.
Hey!.....come back here......you can't post that.
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THE'RE BACK......
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