(two members of the audience start clapping)
A Dubious Disappearance - Part Deux

Don't fret, he'll be puking all over this forum again before ye know it.
itchy-me-scratchy; iluvzmetuna; ilulzmetuna; who-ate-all-the-fish; how-big-is-your-bloody-fish; bungie-wungie-something-or-other; ...
These are just the ones I noticed in passing. I would estimate that over the past 6 months the average lifespan of this gobshite's account is about 4 days (I've even known him to ditch a profile within 24 hours), so - surprising though it may seem - Chairman-Meeeow was relatively long-lived.

"itchy-me-scratchy"!! You have a good memory.
He can change his bloody name as much as he likes, he'll always be "itchy" to me - one of the ugliest, most gormless trolls you're likely to meet anywhere, ever. I strongly suspect he's also a juvenile - summat you might want to bear in mind...

First time I met him/her it was Erik the Viking I think. I like him/her, althought seems to have a problem with Darwin's theory (which is not very uncommon anyway).

He is already back, this time with a non-cat/tuna related handle.
BTW... he really is a fine player, for all his larking about.
Oh no! Chairman-Meeeow has flown the coop. Or ... errr ... scatched his last catbox.
When exposed, Meeeow imploded and tipped his hand ... err ... paw ... err ... webbed feet.
Chairman-Meeeow
i must be in your bad books for pointing out something you were wrong about but never big enough to admit it, so you are justified in hating me and the duck for the rest of your life. thanks, that's really friendly of you.
But hey! maybe the 19th century chess masters really could play at above 2700 level if they really wanted to! Lol"
A sign of insanity? Whatever. He'll be back soon enough.
(Bilbo21 - Sorry)