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(Part I)
Spongebob: I’m sorry about your mother Mr. Krabs…
Mr. Krabs: It’s a natural part of life boy
Spongebob: But murder isn’t…
Mr. Krabs: We all have to die some way…
Squidward: Only if Spongebob died instead!
Mr. Krabs: Mr. Squidward…
Squidward: What are you going to do? Kill me with spongebob’s tears?
(Mr. Krabs rips off Squidward’s nose)
(Squidward hollers in pain)
Squidward: Get away from me you psychopathic krab!
(He runs off crying)
Spongebob: I’m about to go get the patty delivery
Mr. Krabs: There isn’t one, we have extras…
Spongebob: oh
Spongebob: I was just wondering, what are the patties made of?
Mr. Krabs: It’s a family secret
Spongebob: oh, ok
(He goes back to the kitchen)
(Sandy calls)
Sandy: Hey spongebob, wanna come over and do whatever
Spongebob: Sure
(He goes to Sandy’s house)
(Part II)
Sandy: Hey spongebob!
Sponger: Hey daddy!
Sandbob: Sup dad!
Spongebob: I’m glad to be around the best family in the world!
Sandy: I made lunch!
Spongebob: Hoorah!
(She uncovers a large batch of krabby patties)
Spongebob: You even made my favorite food!
Sandy: Anything for my wonderful husband!
(They kiss)
Sponger: Eww, gross…
Sandbob: I know right
(They starting eating the krabby patties)
Sponger: Mommy, how were we made?
Sandy: Umm…
Sponger: How can squirrels and sponges make babies together?
Spongebob: Mr. Krabs made Pearl with a Sperm Whale
Sponger: Oh, it makes sense now
Sandbob: What are krabby patties made of?
Spongebob: I was wondering the same thing!
Sandy: Well, I have my material analyzer upstairs, let’s try it out!
(They go upstairs)
Sandy: We need a patty to analyze…
Spongebob: I always carry one with me
(He puts it in the material analyzer)
“Calculation Complete”
Result: 100% Crab Meat
(They gasp)
Sandy: It can’t be true!
Spongebob: We have to stop him!
(They head to the Krusty Krab)
(Part III)
(They sneak into the storage room)
(They hear a scream)
Spongebob: We need to rescue this poor creature!
(They run toward the scream thing)
(They see a female Krab)
Sandy: Why are you here tied up?
Female Krab: He keeps me here so he can make more krabs with me!
Female Krab: And then he kills them for food!
Female Krab: Look down in the basement!
(They check the basement)
(Sandy gasps)
(They see hundreds of small krabs in cages, as Mr. Krabs uses a lever to deep fry them in grease one by one)
(They also see his mother’s corpse fried)
Sandy: YOU HORRIBLE PERSON!
(She smashes her foot into his head)
Sandy: How could you?
Mr. Krabs: It’s my family recipe!
Sandy: Made out of-
Mr. Krabs: Family
(They shove Mr. Krabs into the customer room)
Sandy: How do we tell these people that krabby patties are made out of krab without freaking them out?
Spongebob: KRABBY PATTIES ARE MADE OUT OF CRAB!!!!!
(The customers start gasping and spitting out the krabby patties)
(Sandy looks on in shock)
Spongebob: HE MAKES THEM OUT OF HIS OWN CHILDREN!
(They riot, they take Mr. Krabs down to the basement where he fried all the other krabs and the fry him alive in the grease, they then eat him and let the rest of the krabs free to live normal lives)
(Spongebob and Sandy are now back at the house)
Sandy: We did the right thing! All the Krabs of Bikini bottom are now safe!
Spongebob: But now how do we get krabby patties
Sandy: I made a new non meat formula for them!
(Spongebob tastes the new patty)
Spongebob: This is delicious!
Spongebob: I’m glad we made Bikini bottom a better place!
(Spongebob and Sandy now own the Krusty Krab, they renamed it the Squarecheeck, where they now serve squarecheeck patties. It becomes the family business, and everything returns to normal)
The end
Spongebob: I’m sorry about your mother Mr. Krabs…
Mr. Krabs: It’s a natural part of life boy
Spongebob: But murder isn’t…
Mr. Krabs: We all have to die some way…
Squidward: Only if Spongebob died instead!
Mr. Krabs: Mr. Squidward…
Squidward: What are you going to do? Kill me with spongebob’s tears?
(Mr. Krabs rips off Squidward’s nose)
(Squidward hollers in pain)
Squidward: Get away from me you psychopathic krab!
(He runs off crying)
Spongebob: I’m about to go get the patty delivery
Mr. Krabs: There isn’t one, we have extras…
Spongebob: oh
Spongebob: I was just wondering, what are the patties made of?
Mr. Krabs: It’s a family secret
Spongebob: oh, ok
(He goes back to the kitchen)
(Sandy calls)
Sandy: Hey spongebob, wanna come over and do whatever
Spongebob: Sure
(He goes to Sandy’s house)
(Part II)
Sandy: Hey spongebob!
Sponger: Hey daddy!
Sandbob: Sup dad!
Spongebob: I’m glad to be around the best family in the world!
Sandy: I made lunch!
Spongebob: Hoorah!
(She uncovers a large batch of krabby patties)
Spongebob: You even made my favorite food!
Sandy: Anything for my wonderful husband!
(They kiss)
Sponger: Eww, gross…
Sandbob: I know right
(They starting eating the krabby patties)
Sponger: Mommy, how were we made?
Sandy: Umm…
Sponger: How can squirrels and sponges make babies together?
Spongebob: Mr. Krabs made Pearl with a Sperm Whale
Sponger: Oh, it makes sense now
Sandbob: What are krabby patties made of?
Spongebob: I was wondering the same thing!
Sandy: Well, I have my material analyzer upstairs, let’s try it out!
(They go upstairs)
Sandy: We need a patty to analyze…
Spongebob: I always carry one with me
(He puts it in the material analyzer)
“Calculation Complete”
Result: 100% Crab Meat
(They gasp)
Sandy: It can’t be true!
Spongebob: We have to stop him!
(They head to the Krusty Krab)
(Part III)
(They sneak into the storage room)
(They hear a scream)
Spongebob: We need to rescue this poor creature!
(They run toward the scream thing)
(They see a female Krab)
Sandy: Why are you here tied up?
Female Krab: He keeps me here so he can make more krabs with me!
Female Krab: And then he kills them for food!
Female Krab: Look down in the basement!
(They check the basement)
(Sandy gasps)
(They see hundreds of small krabs in cages, as Mr. Krabs uses a lever to deep fry them in grease one by one)
(They also see his mother’s corpse fried)
Sandy: YOU HORRIBLE PERSON!
(She smashes her foot into his head)
Sandy: How could you?
Mr. Krabs: It’s my family recipe!
Sandy: Made out of-
Mr. Krabs: Family
(They shove Mr. Krabs into the customer room)
Sandy: How do we tell these people that krabby patties are made out of krab without freaking them out?
Spongebob: KRABBY PATTIES ARE MADE OUT OF CRAB!!!!!
(The customers start gasping and spitting out the krabby patties)
(Sandy looks on in shock)
Spongebob: HE MAKES THEM OUT OF HIS OWN CHILDREN!
(They riot, they take Mr. Krabs down to the basement where he fried all the other krabs and the fry him alive in the grease, they then eat him and let the rest of the krabs free to live normal lives)
(Spongebob and Sandy are now back at the house)
Sandy: We did the right thing! All the Krabs of Bikini bottom are now safe!
Spongebob: But now how do we get krabby patties
Sandy: I made a new non meat formula for them!
(Spongebob tastes the new patty)
Spongebob: This is delicious!
Spongebob: I’m glad we made Bikini bottom a better place!
(Spongebob and Sandy now own the Krusty Krab, they renamed it the Squarecheeck, where they now serve squarecheeck patties. It becomes the family business, and everything returns to normal)
The end
In fact the new patty is made of sponge
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Yo Mike.. #5 is uncalled for .
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