Anger Management for Chess.com Members

Very well. Except that it's 'whether', there Mister Kujan sir

As I mentioned, Whip_Kitten has known links to some prominent members of the criminal underworld.

The innocent facade is really just that, a facade:

This just in from video survelliance:  evidence of Snow White with underworld villains that are so sinster they  dwarf all previous expectations.

Further investigation is ongoing  by Det. Kujan.

Be warned Detective, "Snowy" is a skilled operator and will most likely brush these claims off with her usual disarming charm...

Kujan says:  'I will be watching her like a hawk. She won't get her claws into me for sure'

You asked for it... I'M GONNA TO CAPS LOCK YOU and type really fast!!  

See what I mean Detective? I really must insist that my concerns be taken seriously, before this gets out of hand!

   @23:59 BST on May 31st 2016 

      this thread will be closing

     This case will be over in less than 4 days

    This is arguably the ONLY serious post         We are closing in on ALL suspects

Kaynight plays Rizzo represented by John Travolta.

One of the most witty of characters, Rizzo pops up all over the place as we shall see shortly.

This along with his funny one liners is enough to make him: 

Suspect Number 8

Well that's just a suggestion for some of the trolls to get a job and get a life, never meant to be hitting some soft spot on the OP, sorry! :D

Hold on now kiddo - you have no idea what type of life I have. Or what work I do, or when I do it. 

Did anyone try any ASMR for their anger issues? Or perhaps some Zen music? or if you have a partner some massage?  People so stressed out. Stress is a killer, it killed one of my angel fish, he was always fighting this other angel fish cause there was only one lady angel fish but neither of them could win her affection and he got stressed out and ill. He was blue and awesome before that, but fightin for chicks stressed him out too much.

Feels like a visit to the dentist right there Rob.

Relax you before they rip your jaw out type of thing 

Lots of motives, attempting to discern them on a scale of who has the biggest gripe is for the amature detective. Sherlock is looking into who has the technical skills to pull off this caper. Imitating usernames is easy, but who is the master hack, able to log in at will with new accounts?

I dunno, I have a lady dentist, Victoria, she is awesome, she talks you through all the procedures and is way gentle. 

"If A is success in life, then A is equal to X plus Y plus Z. Work is X; Y is play; and Z - keeping your mouth shut." one of the many quotes attributed to Albert Einstein, and there's always the doubt if he ever said that, but it seems to be befitting here in replying to the awesome OP... :))

Chess.com will surely be correcting this, we may have seen the last. The case to remain open or closed under the top secret files.

Well it is just a matter of days before Det. Kujan closes the case. The suspect list has been growing.

Currently there are 10 suspects, perhaps they may well be 12 by tomorrow & just one detective & a team of incompetent policemen.

Not bad out of a possible 14 million people to narrow it down to 10-12 though. All things considered.

And then there is the short list of just 5 prime suspects. 

I dunno, how hard could it be, get a copy of Kali linux, mask your Mac address, proxychain or use a VPN (check for DNS leaks etc) to mask your IP, use an encrypted temporary email address, make new account and you could masquerade until your heart is content.