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theblindtiger

There once was a man named Joe....

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who played chess on chess.com under the moniker "Toothless"....

Knight_Xing43

and then got a Facebook and YouTube account....

Knight_Xing43

with that same moniker "Toothless" so his name on Facebook was Joe Toothless....

theblindtiger

and he ran outside and "shouted"...

Knight_Xing43

"Cover yourselves! Incoming tomatoes!"...

theblindtiger

and tomatos squashed my mailbox soon after....

Knight_Xing43

and then Joe got pelted in the face with one and the bacon he was eating got stolen by Fred...