ANOTHER STORY CUZ IM BORED
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Snowy-Yutyrannus wrote:
I didn’t even read a word and it’s already peak
Ayyyyyy thx broooo
White-rabbit1 wrote:
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Yes, I know, Whitemore Rabbitosis Diabeto Stupido Marco Polo Maria Moron-o Fried-Chicken-With-Large-Fries-And-A-Side-Of-Coke-Zero the 3rd.
AAAAND, YOU WILL GET A PEICE OF CANDY!!!!!
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White-rabbit1 wrote:
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Yes, I know, Whitemore Rabbitosis Diabeto Stupido Marco Polo Maria Moron-o Fried-Chicken-With-Large-Fries-And-A-Side-Of-Coke-Zero the 3rd.
AAAAND, YOU WILL GET A PEICE OF CANDY!!!!!
🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂😂🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣 YYAAAAAAAYYYYY!!!! 😋😋😋😋
ihatecheese2424 wrote:
ANOTHER STORY CUZ IM BORED
DISCLAIMER: THIS IS A FAKE STORY
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DISCLAIMER: THIS IS A FAKE STORY AND I MADE THIS UP IN MY HEAD. I DO NOT MEAN TO INSULT ANYONE IN ANY WAY.
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Title: The Life of Dia Verto
Hello, I am Dia Verto. I am a father of 2 idiotic disappointments that people call children. Their names are Roberto and Marco for short. I will leave it here because their names are a little too long for my liking. And that is because we planned to abort them but we were drunk so we kept them and my wife mumbled her KFC order and it went through. MARIA MARCO POLO CAMPERO MALTAZA CHIPS-AND-GUAC THE 2ND. WHYYYYY WE WEREN'T AT KFCCCCCC I WISH WE WERE BUT NOOOOO-
Lets start off with Roberto. He is a mistake and a pain in my butt. If I was with him helping him in a job interview, and they asked, how do you see your son in 5 years? I would say in a dumpster with a rat as his only friend and he dies of boredom because his phone (that I will be paying for) runs out of battery. I imagine this every night, because this is the only thing that will happen to him and I know that because the gods know it too. Stupid child.
Then my other disappointment Marco. I should call him an abortion because I saw him on the street chewing a smelly shoe while scooting in a dirty diaper. I still get nightmares from changing his diaper that day. Eh, after that, all he does is use up extra space everywhere and drains my bank account and my grandmas ashes down the sink....Wait...HE DID WHAT
IM CALLING HIM IN RIGHT NOW
Wait....my wife says it was BOTH OF THEM!
AND THE DID THE SAME WITH GRANDPAS TOO!!!
AHHHHH
I'm calling them both in!
Roberto first
Roberto Diabeto Stupido Marco Polo Maria Moron-o Fried-Chicken-With-Large-Fries-And-A-Side-Of-Coke-Zero the 3rd! COME HERE RIGHT NOW
Roberto: Yes?
WHY DID YOU FLUSH MY PARENTS ASHES DOWN THE DRAIN?!?!?!????
Roberto: They deserve to see what you ate at Taco Bell!
Aaaand that's how I am now a murderer of my two kids (I realized Marco didn't do anything) and now am in a better place which is jail.
UPDATE: They are not dead. They visit me everyday at jail. SEND. HELP!!!
THE END
HA! you thought that was the end? well, almost. I have one more distress signal and that is:
HELPPPPPP ROBERTO AND MARCO UNLEASHED THE BIGGEST FART EVER AND I NEED FRESH OXYGEN!!!!!
The ACTUAL End.
Lmk if I should do a Part Two!