Appolloggy

Hi, I just wanted to make an appolloggy to any opponents I appeared to stall games against a few months ago; I was on holiday back in England and had very sporadic internet access.  Also, I should further appolloggise for my absence from these forums; first there was the holiday, then I had a cough for about a month (for which I ceased smoking entirely), then I had a swooning episode at a train station for which I had my first ambulance ride in the States, then I moved apartments and twice had to go sizeable periods without internet access, then it was so many holidays and I was all busy at work, and my arduous attempts at learning Mandarin take up most of my free time at home (that and Mario Wii).

Please formulate any/all responses in picture format.  kthnxbai

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I'd like to note that "appolloggy" is a lot like appledoggy, which allows me to graciously accept your feeble excuses.

I find the appolloggy very suspicious. Even if you have whooping cough, it seems you would be able to type the coughs. *cough* Excuse me

Men don't swoon, dude.  Hell, women don't even swoon anymore.

At first I thought that was a moldy cheese wedge.

eew! 

Limp excuse for an apology if you ask me...

Here in Murica we just don't appreciate the sophisticated taste of petrified cheese.

I am the patron saint of mediocrity. I forgive you...

Who is this guy apologizing? And, is this appollogy just a theeorry?

It's an invintion.

Hey the main thing is that you are back now. Besides I would imagine that trying to learn to speak Mandarin would stress anyone out.

Mandarins don't speak. Oranges don't have their own dialect. The appolloggy remains suspicious.

Trying to support theoreticalboy's "story" by using photoshopped pictures of pumpkins is beneath you, kenible5. Of course, I'm assuming you're standing on top of your computer screen.

Eerie similarity to the avatar...