Appolloggy

That's one of those pumpkin formations that NASA filmed on the Martian landscape.

Could that be where theo really was?

Some confusion here ... I assumed from your name that you were male ... can we have a picture of this episode please?

Yours, b.

Isn't that picture from an original Star Trek series show?

That's at least one joke I was looking for.  Otherwise, I'm disappointed.  I gave y'all some roasting gold to work with and I feel as if I'm not even out of the freezer.

I didn't believe you actually moved apartments unless they were small. I believed all the holidays you had taken. I don't believe you quit smoking. Maybe you tell everyone you quit smoking, but you actually sneak a smoke during lunch or late at night.

Welcome back, theoreticalboy!

1.  I did move apartments (I do it all the time nowadays).  It's part of my daily work-out routine.

2.  I never said I quit smoking, just that I ceased whilst my throat was in the process of collapsing.  Now I'm a periodic (read: drunken) smoker.

3.  Thanks 

Having moved twice by mass transit I will say that it is pretty good exercise.

Yeah. Carting possessions up and down stairs is good for physical-health and disastrous for mental-health.

Ah, we spent a good half-hour dissembling a futon couch to get it up the last flight of stairs.  A shitty IKEA futon that has been pissed on by dogs numerous times, no less.  Never have I spent so much effort on so worhtless a task.

I figured material posessions were beneath you.

I'm so disappointed.

Having couches beneath me is more important than material possessions being so.

Jesus didn't need no steenking couch.

Yeah, but shrouds were just more comfortable back in the day.

Imagine how your mother feels.

I came out feet first :|

Hit the ground running!

It's not you dude. . . it's me . . . I don't think this is going to work out...