Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Because my mom is not fat.

why doesn’t the astronauts explore the sun when it’s night, where the sun turns off?

Because that's simply what evolution dictates.

Why don't knights carry forks with them?

Because they aren't eating spaghetti

Why don't horses jump?

Cause

1. you are born

2. You haven't died

The kind that is scalding hot
Why is the wet water, water, when wet water isnt wet, because water isn't wet?

very good question, to answer this we must first break down the word, quest, and ion, you see, quest is a task given to you to complete, typically, by a npc, and an ion is a very long period of time, this a question is a very long quest that is made to take years upon years to complete...
Why am I the way I am?

now

g?

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g is the first letter to the longest sentence signed by a monkey, i think, Give me orange orange, me eat orange orange, give me you
why does he want this orange?

I've never thought of it like that before

why am i procrastinating on four make up assignments that have been posted for an entire month and i only have a week and a half to finish them but i know i need to do it but i wont get off of otf and face the reality that i will lose twenty points on my grade even though i need to quit being lazy and work on my career essay as well and eat mac and cheese

because we all are?

why are we on page 6