why?
what happens?
I can make Alexa laugh
My bad, I meant Cortana.
We were talking about birthdays and sh!t, and she returned with a joke. Asked me if I was thinking of getting her a gift.
Alexandra Botez?
69^69 = big
OKRRRD
No, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez.
What about 96?
Cool. At least Alexa can be trusted with calculations. Beautiful virtual assistant. Now just for a cyborganic body... for tea and stuff.