Welcome back! Sorry, but moan about weather is pointless (unless you mean global warming...).
Things to moan about. Today it's about the nhs.

Try melted lard with an Air wick block.
Delicious on toast, but will it prevent skin cancer?
No, but it will keep people away so you can enjoy your space.

Welcome back! Sorry, but moan about weather is pointless (unless you mean global warming...).
Pulp. It has been hotter than Miami here. On Wednesday there was no breeze at all. I melted into a puddle.

Yes, 38° C seems enough by far! I wonder if the Scots are wearing mini-kilts these days.
I hope so. And if it's really hot there, I wish them wind. lol ;)

Even Scotland is hot. There is only 4 inches of snow left outside now.
A few more days of this heat and that should melt, as long as it doesn't freeze over at night.

This has a positive thing. The problem is men are also prone to wear shorts nowadays. Ugh!
I don't think men in Scotland wear shorts, they don't even wear pants if they have a kilt on. The highlands can be windy. Look out for the long nosed hamster.

Ah! I once asked for the name of "that thing hanging" and they answered so... I thought it was Gaelic...

Ah! I once asked for the name of "that thing hanging" and they answered so... I thought it was Gaelic...
Not to be confused with garlic.

Yep, the frog must have been trying some dangerous. And there is that strange moustached animal. Very busy these days, but still I've seen some of your effort. Maybe a solar storm?!
Try melted lard with an Air wick block.
Delicious on toast, but will it prevent skin cancer?