When you burst through the door, and everyone in the room yells out --
"Watch Out, the Kid's got a DEATH Ray ! " make sure you didn't buy this product, second-hand from @Trysts.
Things to moan about. Today it's about the nhs.
Sort:
Let's re-name her thread before she gets back....
GOODLY DESIGNED THINGS TO SMILE ABOUT!
Anyway...........there was I.......iron plugged in and ready to go.......then BANG! all the bleeding lights went out. It blew the main fuse. I told you all at the start that the cable was rubbish.
Kayak, you're not meant to use it in the bath!
kaynight wrote:
We have all been there with irons. Nobody hurt I hope.
I still have my fingers for typing. :)
TheChairmaker wrote:
Kayak, you're not meant to use it in the bath!
It's the only way to get my wrinkles out. Hot steam is not enough.
v3.0
Ah, that's all right. We've all been there. Who can honestly say they've not tried jump leads on the nipples to get that rejuvenating spark back? Or just to wake up in the morning.
TheChairmaker wrote:
Ah, that's all right. We've all been there. Who can honestly say they've not tried jump leads on the nipples to get that rejuvenating spark back? Or just to wake up in the morning.
....all right, so it's just me, then. OK. Not embarrassed. 
TheChairmaker wrote:
....all right, so it's just me, then. OK. Not embarrassed.
(me too...yolo!!)
SharonCarter wrote:
TheChairmaker wrote:
....all right, so it's just me, then. OK. Not embarrassed.
(me too...yolo!!)
Yolo? Is that your special word for stop? lol.
kaynight wrote:
Brass- necked bachles cannae tak a red face.
(Sigh. Here we go again)
To translate:- The overly-confident are frequently shamed by their own shennanigans.
TheChairmaker wrote:
kaynight wrote:
Brass- necked bachles cannae tak a red face.
(Sigh. Here we go again)
To translate:- The overly-confident are frequently shamed by their own shennanigans.
I keep my shenanigans well covered. 
kayak21 wrote:
SharonCarter wrote:
TheChairmaker wrote:
....all right, so it's just me, then. OK. Not embarrassed.
(me too...yolo!!)
Yolo? Is that your special word for stop? lol.
Who told you that?!
Very wise, Queen kayak. Now I'll leave you sitting in the dark in a bathtub with your hair standing on end and sparks jumping from your crown. The perfect end to a night's ironing.
It runs in my family, like noses. We've always been cunning linguists.
Harrod's?
Does she live there?!