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Things to moan about. Today it's about the nhs.
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Toyota cars in general...night me Laird...
Mar 4, 2015
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#64
zborg wrote:
When you burst through the door, and everyone in the room yells out --
"Watch Out, the Kid's got a DEATH Ray ! " make sure you didn't buy this product, second-hand from @Trysts.
I betcha' those things sell for hunderds of dollars on EBay, and they don't even work!
Mar 4, 2015
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#65
kayak21 wrote:
Anyway...........there was I.......iron plugged in and ready to go.......then BANG! all the bleeding lights went out. It blew the main fuse. I told you all at the start that the cable was rubbish.
The same thing happened to me several weeks ago. I mentioned it on your blog 
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Mar 4, 2015
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#66
I switched a light on, only for it to go bang! and it went out, taking all the other lights with it, just like kayak's case.
They are building a new one just north of Edinburgh for that very purpose. It won't be ready until next year but I'm sure kaynight wil oblige when he sees the bill. (He doesn't know he's paying for it yet)..
tkbunny wrote:
common. tripping with irons, water heaters ...
It seems pointless having a fused plug if it's going to blow the main fuse in the house. I blame the stupid stiff coat hanger wire cable that came with the iron. It probably has a break in it now so it'll happen again. I've only had the bloody thing about 18 months. I'll be looking for a new one today.
Breville can poke this one as far up their rear orifice as it will go...... cable an all.
My suggestion...
Mar 5, 2015
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#70
My eyes are so badly designed and flawed that they receive all sorts of exploits that hackers can use for nefarious purposes...
mylifeisveryboring wrote:
just read a story of a man who jumped off the golden gate bridge, a sea lion saved his life. kay are there friendly animals in edingburgh?
Yes! Pandas!
and also...
Mar 5, 2015
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#74
Ask Kay to tell you about the shy but friendly (badly designed) wild Scottish haggis that roam the streets at night. 
kaynight wrote:
You opted out of paying Chair?
You mean I'm paying as well? Oh well, I'll be after you off the bridge. We can float off doon the Forth like a couple o' human pooh sticks.
kayak21 wrote:
tkbunny wrote:
common. tripping with irons, water heaters ...
It seems pointless having a fused plug if it's going to blow the main fuse in the house. I blame the stupid stiff coat hanger wire cable that came with the iron. It probably has a break in it now so it'll happen again. I've only had the bloody thing about 18 months. I'll be looking for a new one today.
Breville can poke this one as far up their rear orifice as it will go...... cable an all.
I think I can see where the fault arose, kayak.
Breville are famous for making the toasted sandwich maker, a piece of equipment designed to be used for one week and then left at the back of a cupboard for evermore. You should have used the iron to make a nice cheese and tomato toastie, and then left it on the mantlepiece as an object d'art or novelty paper weight.
kayak21 wrote:
mylifeisveryboring wrote:
just read a story of a man who jumped off the golden gate bridge, a sea lion saved his life. kay are there friendly animals in edingburgh?
Yes! Pandas!
Come on, now. Pandas can't even save their own kind by humping their way off the endangered species list. They're not going to chuck you a lifebelt, maybe a bit of bamboo...
Mar 5, 2015
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#79
That was brilliantly put... like there's rage simmering just below the surface. 
Babytigrrr wrote:
That was brilliantly put... like there's rage simmering just below the surface.
Are pandas just badly designed badgers, or really Chinese spies in costume? The jury is still out, but GCHQ recently intercepted this communication from the panda enclosure at Edinburgh zoo:-
"It is very cold here, and the people are a bit snooty, but they do a nice line in bamboo lasagne. There is a baby tiger in the cage opposite who keeps looking at me adoringly, I think it wants to mate. Or possibly form a chess team. Next transmission tomorrow. Ching-You-Fur, signing out."
Suspicious, or what...? 
Nighty night, kay & kay.
