Best roasts you know.

How dare you suggest someone play that infernal game.
What a great insult
i play

If you play adopt me, please do us all a favor, and quit.
NO I WILL NOT DO YALL A FAVOR AND QUIT PLAYING ADOPT ME

Yea... what about Roblox. It's the best game (in my opinion, of course).
What about Roblox makes it superior to any other game?

Just to be safe, don't let him put gravy on his computer.