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My family rescues strays, so we have eleven.
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Why do cats hate carrots?
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My grandpa had 40 once...
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Back to the joke it could see well enough in the dark already
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I have to go now, chess tournament tomorrow, was just practicing.
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Ok
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I sent you a friend request pls except
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Is that made up?
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I mean are Anal glands real?
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cottonsock wrote:
If your cat has this problem, take it to the vet and he will empty the glands for you .

Dogs too🤓

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What did the cat say when he lost a chess game?



That was cat-ostrophic!
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What did nyan cat say while flying? Meow, Meow, Meow MEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWIMNYANMEAOMEWO

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Beastboy151415 wrote:

What did nyan cat say while flying? Meow, Meow, Meow MEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWIMNYANMEAOMEWO

wow

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What is the difference between a cat and a comma? One has claws at the end of its paws and the other is a pause at the end of it’s clause.
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Why don't Cats tell stories?


They don't want someone to cut off there tale.
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Meant 'their'
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Did this thread just die?
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My cat is a joke.
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Let's bring this back to life!