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president_max
stuzzicadenti wrote:
Sergeant-Andrews-Cat wrote:

you like girls, and you obey cats.

same thing, no? lol : )

Stuzzi pussyficates ...

lofina_eidel_ismail
president_max wrote:
stuzzicadenti wrote:
Sergeant-Andrews-Cat wrote:

you like girls, and you obey cats.

same thing, no? lol : )

Stuzzi pussyficates ...

I want to type something in addition to that, but I will hold myself back, 

sharkey101

EndgameStudy wrote:

Also, cats can't really hurt you, but even a tiny dog can bite your head off.

Try picking up a stray.

sharkey101

I trapped a stray with the intentions of making it a pet , it didn't work out so well when I tried picking it up. Needless to say, I never tried that again.

Piperose
cottonsock wrote:
Patrick never try picking up a stray cat, you'll end up badly scratched. Depending on how long the cat has been a stray , they will almost always be very unsociable towards humans.

True!

(imagine a stray as miniaturized leopard, totally antisocial🤓)

EndgameEnthusiast2357
sharkey101 wrote:
EndgameStudy wrote:

Also, cats can't really hurt you, but even a tiny dog can bite your head off.

Try picking up a stray.

A stray came up to me once, and it let me pet him, rub my face against his, and even kept meowing after I went inside. I came back down, and he stayed right next to me for like an hour. I then bought some cat food and fed him. He almost fell asleep next to me. Then he walked off, disappeared, found out the next day some kids across the street adopted him.

EndgameEnthusiast2357

A dog tried to bite me for no reason one time. I was running down 3rd place trying to get home, when I saw a lady with 2 dogs walking down the block. I stopped running before I got close to them (knowing dogs can get aggitated by it). 1 minute later, the second I pass them, one of the dogs jumps up, grabs my leg and tries to bit me. He barely broke the skin (weak dog ha ha ha). The lady just asks if I'm ok and walks off. Yeah, I'm ok when a dog just sinks his teeth into me for no reason lol. A couple days later, i came down with severe flu like symptoms, with a fever of almost 104. I immediately went to the ER the next day and got 4 rabies vaccines and 10 gammagloblulin shots, which actually hurt a little, unlike normal vaccines. The flu passed eventually-false alarm, but I had to spend 500 dollars in e-room copays. I NEVER got attacked by a cat, and I've been around ALOT of cats. BTW, the orange cat on my block scares dogs. He's a VERY alert cat and responds to the sightest motion, but LETS me pet him and constantly comes up to me. Cat's are the best, and are dam good survivors.

EndgameEnthusiast2357
kaynight wrote:

4 cats have been run over near us recently..bleeding not very clever of them. Just saying.

Learn how to drive, pussy horse. I've seen cats when driving and never hit one.

EndgameEnthusiast2357
kaynight wrote:

You should try harder then.

Why do I have to try harder? I never hit any animals/people when driving, because I can drive, and ain't scared to go a little fast. I don't speed on city streets. I don't even go 25 on side streets. i go 20. I only speed on the highways where u can EASILY go 80-100+

EndgameEnthusiast2357
kaynight wrote:

You speed, therefore you break the law...supposing a cat ran in front of you when you were speeding...

Did you read? I said I never speed on side streets. I go LESS Than the limit because I've seen cats on those streets. As far as highways, I drive in the left lane, so the cat would be dead long before it made it out of the 2nd lane. I don't think domestic cats usually cross state highways in the middle of nowhere.

EndgameEnthusiast2357
kaynight wrote:

You speed, therefore you break the law...supposing a cat ran in front of you when you were speeding...

If by chance, a cat did run out in front of me on a side street and even 15mph was too fast, I would  swerve the car into the parked cars on the side while slamming on the break and pulling my parking break, to slow me down the most possible. I couldn't care less about the damage costs, compared to having accidently killed an animal on my conscience.

EndgameEnthusiast2357
kaynight wrote:

Your logic is so flawed.Just saying.

No it is not. Crazy making don't work, little knight. My logic is perfectly sound. How the hell could a cat even make it through 3 lanes of a state highway all the way to the left lane. It is safe to go 80 on highways. 50mph is a minimum speed, not a limit, on a highway, and if you are so incompetent and pussy not to understand that, u should never drive.

EndgameEnthusiast2357

It is perfectly legal to drive in the left lane. Highways are 2-WAY, if u didn't know. I could see a blind horse though, driving the wrong way on a highway.

EndgameEnthusiast2357
kaynight wrote:

I drive on the correct side of the road pal..p.s..Just for amusement, tie two cats' tails together, and throw them over a clothes-rope...absolutely hilarious.

U won't finish tying the knot before the cats strip u to your bones. Then, I could hang your moose (or horse whatever u are) head on my wall, and give your remaining bones to a dog.

EndgameEnthusiast2357

Believe in reincarnation? Interesting. Just curious, do u just keep getting new lives if u keep messing up in your previous ones?

EndgameEnthusiast2357
cottonsock wrote:
One only, after that , it's stoking the fires of hell .

Hell doesn't exist. Think of it this way: No matter what cruel and horrible things someone did to others in their life, they don't deserve an INFINTIE amount of punishment. Maybe they deserve 1000 years, or 1 Million years, but not INFINITE

stanhope13
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EndgameEnthusiast2357
cottonsock wrote:
EndgameStudy I should have said " we have nine lives ( us cats that is ) and when those are used up , then we go downstairs, to do the stoking. ---------just saying.

Hell doesn't exist. Do u understand that. It is a scare tactic used on kids, by sick, mental, low life, narcassistic religious people, who shouldn't be allowed to spread this nonsense..

EndgameEnthusiast2357

Cats are the BEST Animals. They are so cute. Little adorable cats...

EndgameEnthusiast2357

Horses smell atrociously within 50 feet. Cats have almost no smell. Beat that, Kay!