chess excuse (CHEXCUSE).

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When players lose, they will often never appreciate your chess skills, forks, pins, maneuvers..etc
Instead, they will come up with a chess excuse (CHEXCUSE).
Now these can vary from many levels of craziness. I have come up with just a few that I have witnessed over the past year, ENJOY!

1. "You just got lucky!"
2. "I'm in bad form right now"
3. "My internet is bad right now"
4. "You only won cuz you have a better mouse than me" (usually bullet or faster)
5. "I was winning in X position but I just made a bad blunder in Y position"
6. "My hands are cold"
7. "It was a MOUSE SLIP"

These are just a few out of a million! Please feel free to share your unique 'CHEXCUSES' that you have heard or witnessed before!

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Salam
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RofL! 😂

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EliCabbarov wrote:
Salam

Walaikumusalam

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Nice thread

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@RohanAsif is it serial 9?

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just give up already. You can't win.

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I got this from a guy and ended up stalemating the game so lol. yes he rejected my rematch offer

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Well my opponent was 500+ in rating so I actually played well.

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Some good replies and interesting comments 

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itxSMG wrote:

Some good replies and interesting comments 

forsooth Sir!

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You forget one: i spend less time to make a move so i played intuitively
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LOL, hahagaghahahahhahahgagaghaghahahahahahahahahaaa

well my favrt one excuse lumber is 6 & 7.

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PsychoNeuroscientist wrote:

LOL, hahagaghahahahhahahgagaghaghahahahahahahahahaaa

well my favrt one excuse lumber is 6 & 7.

mouse slip in cold hands? Lol

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Lol I got a FY
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I don’t know if it was a chexcuse