Chess For Oldtimers --- Part II

You rate your day by the number of trips you've made to the bathroom !

Btw what is worse than grey hair ? Gray public hair ( Oh Oh ).

Quote from Groucho Marx : " A hospital bed is a parked taxi, with the meter running. "

hi!

   ---   Good Day eh.

A quote from the late great Dean Martin: " I feel sorry for people who don't drink. They wake up in the morning and that's the best they're going to feel all day. "

For those smarties here who went to College: The program for your college reunion lists two pages of dead people.

it makes you realize how close we are to the ineviteble. 

so, enjoy the days we have!

Hey I found a Chess item: " You remember when Bobby Fischer and Anatoly Karpov were treated like superstars. "                            

You still can't accept that your Technics SP-10 direct-drive turntable is now a museum piece.

A funny epitaph that I recently read: " Here lies an atheist, all dressed up and no place to go. "

Quote from William Butler Yeats: " The problem with some people is that when they aren't drunk, they're sober. " 

A cute quote from Dylan Thomas: " An alcoholic is anyone you don't like who drinks more than you do. " 

A funny quote from Dave Barry: " Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night ! "

From Comedian Bob Monkhouse: " I want die like my father, peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming and terrified like his passengers. "  

     Ernie Kovacs request for his gravestone was "Nothing in Moderation". His wife (Edie Adams) complied.

Quote from John Gay ( 1685 - 1732 ), Poet and Playwright: " Life is a jest, and all things show it. I thought so once, and now I know it. "  

I heard this band the other day that was really good. The Beagles, or something. They have this album called Sergeant Peepers, Poppers or something. I really think they're gonna go somewhere. Great music, but it sounded a little old fashioned. Good old Rock and Roll, you know?

You remember when the biggest threat to civilization was aerosol spray cans.

Saw this cute item: " You're too old for Facebook, too young for a face-lift.