The United States Government is sponsoring the illuminati. Don't believe me?
President Obama has 14 letters.
Washington D.C. has 12 letters and 2 periods.
12 + 14 = 27
27 x 2 = 54
The United States also has a 2-party system.
54 x 2 = 108
There have been 44 presidents.
108 + 44 = 152
United States is 2 words.
152 - 2 = 150
There are 50 states.
150/50 = 3!!!!!!!
Illuminati confirmed!!!!!!!!!
Here's further proof:
Except... 12 + 14 does not = 27...
Oops. Oh well.
Oh what the hell...