Chinese Balloon Mystery Finally Solved
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A likely story ! 🤨
Feb 6, 2023
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I was literally laughing my head off the whole time I was reading that. 😂😂😂
Feb 6, 2023
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This just in: President Biden has issued cancellations of hot air balloon festivals everywhere. Kite flying contests have been grounded as well. F-22s have been scrambled with direct orders to target backyard treehouses. One cannot be too careful when air defense is concerned. Let’s not discuss white doves released at weddings, this is just the tip of the iceberg. “Mee maw mee-maw” (Civil Defense warnings…)
fester the tester that was funny af
lmfao
Debris from the balloon that was shot down heroically by our national defense system has been recovered off the coast of South Carolina. Evidence proves it was, in fact, not a spy balloon but part of a new food delivery system in China that has had some start up problems with balloons escaping into the stratosphere.
The problem that faces the the government of the US is what to do with the huge amount of ramen noodles destined to wash up on the east coast over the next few days.
Governor Henry McMaster (R) of South Carolina is urging people not to eat the noodles until we can be certain they don't contain "secret electronic devices that may be used to track our movements".
Governor Greg Gianforte (R) of Montana is criticizing President Biden for waiting so long to down the Chinese craft. "The people of Montana want their share of the noodles". he said.
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, United States Representative from New York, is demanding the noodles be sent to needy familes in her district in the Bronx, NY.
Democrats in congress have promised a large portion of the noodles will be sent to Ukraine to assist in the war effort.