Chuck Norris

Hey everybody!!! what's your favorite Chuck Norris joke?

Rules: No cuss words or anything inappropriate. 

Thanks!!

One day Chuck Norris was walking in the desert when a cobra bit him. After three days of excruciating pain, the snake died

Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.

Before the Boogey Man goes to bed, he checks the closet for Chuck Norris.

I laughed so hard when I heard this joke in Expendables 2 :D:D

and my favourite: When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he doesn't push himself up... he pushes the earth down.

The sun doesnt set, it runs from Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris doesnt dial the wrong number; you answered the wrong phone.

If Chuck Norris was a Spartan in the movie 300 the movie would be called 1.

got these off the internet

MSteen wrote:

Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.

Before the Boogey Man goes to bed, he checks the closet for Chuck Norris.

When Chuck Norris goes to bed, he checks his closet for Bruce Lee

Lowk justified this time

A bit late though

Ikr let’s chuck norris out a window frrr