Dude, I just got checkmated for the 30th time in a row!
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careful bro checkmates arent that good for your future dog's leash
thier good for cat collars however
but i guess these collars will give you intestinal obstruction
What was this about enslaving cats for the workforce?
are you conscious that enslaving cats would lead to Raphael Nadal slipping on a banana peel
wait! at least give him a shield! or else he'll start a massive shooting at the mall!
Oh no not again, the motor has already exploded twice ;-;
and Neptune has thrice
What? I'm hungry for some fries.
very fearsome fries they are, killed a thousand men
Men? Boysmell???
femboy milk
why not just drink mesopotamia
no turkey is a better food
Yes, but we can't eat it again because SOMEBODY herded all the turkeys in the world together and then a small moon crashed into them. Oh wait, it was a UFO.
well it can’t have been a UFO because i guarantee my uncle was not playing golf on friday the 13th last year
Oh. Your Uncle didn't play golf? Then how could he get his 'World Champion of Golf' title on Friday the 13th last year?
This one's easy! All you need to do is think outside the box.
Someone will comment a one-sentence situation or question of any sort, as mundane or absurd as they want. The next person must reply with another sentence that is related to the previous sentence, but either completely changes the meaning of the previous sentence or makes it ridiculous! The third person will do the same to the second person's sentence, and so on.
Example:
Person 1: "Do you put cereal or milk first?"
Person 2: "Cereal first, because I can't light it on fire if it's all soggy."
Example 2:
Person 1: "I don't like homework."
Person 2: "Then quit eating it, there's plenty of other food in the house."
Person 3: "Actually, there's not, because the ever-expanding void in the kitchen just swallowed our fridge."
Go!