Corrupt a Wish
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Nook768
11 days ago
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#22881
Wish?
Loki_god_of_deception wrote:
granted! but spatulas mysteriously disappeared and they disappear if u make one. I wish to die
Granted , but no one can actually grant this for you, since death is a fignment of our imagination. We get reborn over and again, until we've merged with existence as the one. 
I wish in real life I would never have to grant a wish like what I'm responding to. lol
13 hrs ago
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#22883
Wish granted! But you can no longer grant any wishes 
I wish to get another cat
12 hrs ago
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#22885
granted but the first time you fly a plane you crash and everyone is not al1ve including you
I wish to have a type writer
Granted, but your "A" key doesn't work.
I wish for Ariana Grande concert tickets.
Granted, but you cant use them as you are once again confined to a pool
I wish to go to crunch labs
I wish to go to crunch labs
That was for #22881
12 hrs ago
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#22890
Granted. But you steal it from a little kid
I wish i had a girlfriend
I wish i had a girlfriend
12 hrs ago
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#22891
Granted, but you break everything and cost Mark Rober millions of dollars
I wish for a new snowboard
I wish for a new snowboard
That-doodler420 wrote:
Granted. But you steal it from a little kid
I wish i had a girlfriend
I wish i had a girlfriend
Granted, but she only appears when you're sleeping.
I wish for a sparkling water.
Granted, but all your previous sisters mysteriously go missing, and k!|| your new ones
I wish I have a $40b USD, wired into a bank account under my name and social security number, which I maintain access to at all times, and has no real economical impacts, and we continue to live in a society where capitalism exists, and my newfound wealth retains in overall global value for years to come, and I did NOT say “doll hairs”
I wish I have a $40b USD, wired into a bank account under my name and social security number, which I maintain access to at all times, and has no real economical impacts, and we continue to live in a society where capitalism exists, and my newfound wealth retains in overall global value for years to come, and I did NOT say “doll hairs”
6 hrs ago
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#22899
Granted. You gamble it away.
I wish for a position in the Chinese government.
I wish for a position in the Chinese government.
