Corrupt a Wish

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HumbleCrumb wrote:

I wish for some orange juice (not poisoned preferably)

Your un-poisoned orange juice is granted you alright. It's merely contaminated with smelly gym socks.

I wish that everyone who played this game from since its inception gets a cookie for Christmas.

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Wish granted but it's poison

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kadinisatryhard wrote:

Wish granted but it's poison

I'm guessing some people enter the thread, only having read the title and not understanding all the rules. You're also supposed to make a wish for the next person to corrupt; not just corrupt the wish before you.

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I wish I died

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Granted.... and easily so, seeing that your imagination about afterlife is quite fruity. you now must awaken and rejoin reality.

I wish I knew how it felt to be a demi-God. grin.png

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Granted…. But Demi-Gods doesn’t exist. There is just one God. So you feel like every average person 🤷‍♂️ [ sorry I don’t want to dive into religion ]
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I wish for nothing
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TheTrueNinja wrote:
 [ sorry I don’t want to dive into religion ]

You're good. grin.png

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😁
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TheTrueNinja wrote:
I wish for nothing

And you shall be granted nothing. You don't benefit from anything regarding it. wink.png

I wish that there could be a transcript of every of this thread's awesome wish, as well as their awesome corrupted granting, listed for everyone to read. grin.png

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I wish for 100 billion usd, wire transferred directly into a bank account in my name and social security number, post taxes, with no impact on inflation, while the dollars relative value stays the same and my money cannot be spent or taken by anyone other than me, and I always know and remember all of the details of the account when I want or need to, with no way my money can get taken away from me without me spending it. No, I did not say “doll hairs”.
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Granted but….. you get k!lord so it’s useless for you
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*k!lled
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I wish for nothing… like I already said
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Granted, you get nothing and become nothing, ceasing to exist as well
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I wished everyone mean did not exist

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Anyone that is mean*

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I wish for 100 billion usd, wire transferred directly into a bank account in my name and social security number, post taxes, with no impact on inflation, while the dollars relative value stays the same and my money cannot be spent or taken by anyone other than me, and I always know and remember all of the details of the account when I want or need to, with no way my money can get taken away from me without me spending it. No, I did not say “doll hairs”. But this time I am immortal and immune to every disease or condition for 500 more years (while u stay healthy and fit in the other ways)
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Wish granted but everyone is against you I wish everyone that is mean did not exist

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Granted but you have testicular cancer