Corrupt a Wish

It already has and it almost already does :(

Granted. But there's still nothing you can do about it. It all turns out the same.

I wish my boss would get fired.

Granted but your boss is fired because the business you work for is closed down.

I wish I had a chess set like the one from the harry potter movie

<Poof!>  And there it is, right there in your living room!  Oh joy, oh happy day!  ...........  But you live in a tiny, 78th floor walkup apartment.  It appears the game is in progress and your piece is being captured by your opponent's knight.  Your landlord is less than impressed.

I wish that the rest of the world appreciated Monty Python as much as I do.

Granted, but the only way you can play it is the way it is played in the movie. You need to replace a piece with yourself, with your life at stake. The set plays like the best chess computer ever.

I wish i was a superhero.

And there you are, yellow spandex and everything.  And while the costume's nifty, neither you nor anyone else can figure out just what your superpower is.....???

I wish there were more episodes of Downton Abbey.

Granted but the new episodes are made by fan boys and are posted on youtube for your enjoyment.

I wish I could control nature

"I wish that the rest of the world appreciated Monty Python as much as I do."

Granted. The people however, have no respect, and have stolen all the Monty Python memorabilia, and anything Monty Python related. There's nothing left of MP, and nothing new will ever be made because of this.

"I wish I could control nature"

Granted. However, one day you get so upset, you lose control, causing lots of destruction (and hurt lots of people you care about.)

I wish all the old shows and movies were transferred to DVDs.

<Bing!>  And so they are.  But they're all in a completely new format and you'll have to replace your player and all of its components in order to view them. 

I wish we could all just, like, get along

Granted,but we get along so well that life becomes boring and meaningless.

I wish I was the Master of Chess.

Granted but there are other masters and when ever you play a game against said master you or the other master always lose on time and you get bored of chess.

I wish that the next persons wish did not come true.

<Pap!>  And here I wanted to wish I'd win the lottery....

Then I did you a favor getting that much money all at once ruins lives

I wish the planet pluto to be a planet not a sub planet

Done. Then the next day it explodes because it can't handle the pressure of being a full fledged planet again.

I wish pieces of Pluto would crash to earth causing massive destruction. With a red flag.

Granted, but people have moved to Mars because of global warming

I wish Immortal Gladiator's account was reopened so I can finish my game against him

Granted.  But he's using Jamie Kowalski's moves against you and he gets banned again.

I wish the goofball claiming to "beat" Houdini 3 would magically disappear.

Granted but it turns out he beat his dog that he named Houdini 3 because his other two dogs disappeared on him.

I wish I knew rocket science

Granted, but to learn rocket science you must forget everything else.

I wish I had my profile pic as a pet.

Granted, but it's endangered so you have to give him to a zoo.

I wish this thread wasn't so addictive.

Granted, but you get addicted to 'New Word Game' instead.

I wish I had a 4K TV

Granted you get a tv from the year 4000 but it explodes because no one on the current earth is smart enough to use it.

I wish I had a talking dog