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AdeptToaster
Not once did a thought cross my mind that would send me to horni jail
W0m3nR3sp3ct0r

@TNASweatz, if you confess to doing a horny chat with @Adept_Wolf, you will get a reduced sentence of your normal 10 years of horny jail to 1 year, that goes the same for you @Adept_Wolf, you must PM all of your messages to me so that I must dictate the sentences

AdeptToaster
So YOU get bonked for a false bonk
AdeptToaster
The false bonk sentence is 1 week in bonk school and 1 year bonk probation
W0m3nR3sp3ct0r

No brother, I have not yet bonked, according to the B.O.N.K police guide and the  69th ammendment, all suspected horny people must not be bonked before a proper veredict is given to horny people, although you 2 will remain in a temporary cell until bail is paid or your sentences are given, what I have given you is a "donk" which is a legal civil arrest measure which I gave you not with the reglamentary B.O.N.K policemen bat but with my hands, now you too face charges for false accusation of police brutality for 1 year @Adept_Wolf

AdeptToaster
I can make the accusations because I have made an oath of bonk to the cheems church
AdeptToaster
Therefore I can’t be accused of what you are saying about bonk police brutality
W0m3nR3sp3ct0r

(DAMN IT ALL, HE'S REALLY GOT ME NOW, ALL PEOPLE KNOW THAT THIS BONK DOMINATED STATE IS RULED BY THE COOMN'T GODS OF CHEEMS)

W0m3nR3sp3ct0r

W-Well even if you can't be charged for a false accusation, your accusation will still be discarded as fake and I will go out free as innocent as I am, but you still have to PM me whether you (@Adept_Wolf) accuse @TNASweatz of commencing horny talk with you through your daily game 

AdeptToaster
You may remove your accusations and regain your position... if you say I am not a Heretic, and I bathe in the glory of the allfather doge and his son cheems!
AdeptToaster
We also didn’t have horni talk

She just quit so I now have free chess points
W0m3nR3sp3ct0r

If you must bluff me you must too realize that I will not fall for such an easy blunder, I am taking my career on the line and I WILL ACCUSE YOU OF HORNY HERESY AND WE WILL BE TAKING THE MAXIMUM SENTENCE ALLOWED, HORNY COOM JAR EXECUTION

AdeptToaster
Uhh what? You don’t have the authority to do this! Also I am only asking to praise the gods! If you don’t you will be guilty of heresy and sentenced to death for ever
AdeptToaster
You have one last chance
AdeptToaster
Or the grandsons of doge, Kyle Doge will feast on your soul! He has already blessed my profile picture!
W0m3nR3sp3ct0r

I MAY HAVE NOT THE AUTHORITY TO BRING YOUR HERESY TO LIGHT BUT I HAVE RECENTLY ACCUSED YOU TO A CHEEM PRIEST TO KYLE DOGE

AdeptToaster
The cheems Pope is my brother
AdeptToaster
I am a cheems church cardinal next in line to become pope
AdeptToaster
You have 5 mins to say the praise and be forgiven
AdeptToaster
All you have to say is “I am not a Heretic, and I bathe in the glory of the allfather doge and his son cheems!”