Did you know?

Did you know that the average person has a 20% chance of looking more sexy by licking a chesspiece. Try it :p

Smiling in pictures also makes one far more attractive!

Ohh we way past that

Beth, put the chess piece down for a second.  We have questions.  Why is it that telling us you are Elizabeth Baker isn't enough - why do we need to know your middle name?? 

 I bet some of the other posters saw your profile and thought, "Yes.  Yes, we know she's Elizabeth Baker......but what is HER MIDDLE NAME??? Don't frickin tease us!!! Cough up that data!!!"

Thoroughness is important, true.  I guess we go with your best judgement, Zealandzen, and have the lady continue with the piece licking.  When you two get tongue splinters, don't come crying to Tarkanian.

That only applies to females right?

Very good point, macer!

Well... there are a lot of things in the world that, if a guy does it, it makes him look crazy, but if a girl does it people think it's sexy.

That's so true! I mean if a girl hangs out with men being all '' Hey yaall'' they will find  it attractive that she is not that girly.. Let a guy do that..  you know where I'm getting at...

WTF??

That photo contains a young, Chinese Elizabeth Baker.......

AND monkeys?  Or just China?  Or both.  I'm hoping it eventually shows that I am half Chinese, half ape.....and darn proud of it.

That's Bolo!!  John Saxon killed him in Enter the Dragon, I think.  He's back from the dead.

I'm not Chinese you freakin idiot!

Oh great.  Now someone got ET Baker TICKED!!  :(

Cool!  Maybe she's not as ticked as we thought.  :)