Eat the Pain!

I let you win!

I was on the phone, my friend.

Begin again!

This time I'll try, then!

I was lagging that time!

Mouse slip!

If we played on a board I'd grind

you into dust.  Let's flip

colors around, I'm better with white,

for I get in a zone sometimes

and when I'm in it though you may fight

to survive my wrath, you will find

it can't be done!  You bark, I bite!

I'm not making excuses! Just stating hard facts.

You lucked out! I'm better than you. Ignore the stats!

They don't test my creativity, and that

is what makes me superior at chess.

My brother had the keyboard, it wasn't me,

but now you're in for a whoopin, easily,

because I don't lose, too much heart and soul,

and you're the one who is the stupid troll,

aha, at last, I beat you, now I

will block you, afraid of you...you suck...

goodbye!

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How many of those have you typed in your day

and how many of the previous words

would, if you don't mind sharing, you say

you've heard?

Win or lose, be grateful, and play in the rain

and sunshine without complaining. Eat the pain!

If inside you it starts to harden...

dump out a garden!

Be glad you're alive to lose at all, instead

of over a hundred percent dead!

Victory is just the gravy.

You can lie and mope and gripe and claim you were tossed

out of a train, unplug your computer, or stress,

but as far as your rating's concerned...you lost

and therefore the world could care less.

Thank whoever taught you a lesson

and use it on your next opponent.

This line is paid for by Wesson,

and the committee for screw rhyme.

Choose and pick and pick and choose,

no matter what excuse you use,

when you lose...you lose!

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Smile ... or spit ...

one way or another...

either way you gotta deal with it ;)

Lady is that our picture?

Pity you're a brainless coward

Why in the heck does this remind me of the work Keegel????