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The park rangers shouted out

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"Once apon a time, there

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was a person who didn't

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know the story. That's me."

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His cousin's name is Smokey.

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They are smarter than average.

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When a crying Native American

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Running off with pic-ka-nic baskets

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Goldilocks entering their cabin in

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only her panties and bra

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mass of blood and guts

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Feeling a little chilly, she

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She had intense,explosive diarrhea

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and suggests ChessKid.com to entropy_is_the_sheet.

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and so she started to

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singing  "Y - M - C - A"  

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Then someone tapped him on

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that had 252 chickens inside

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and written in chicken scratchese

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more chickens to join us