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they must be bogged down with work
I saw a homeless guy holding up a sign that said "will work for food" so I gave him a coconut.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
You: to get to the other side?
No! To get to the idiots house
You: Oh... What?
Knock knock!
You: who's there?
The chicken!
You: Er... Wait!
lol
You: to get to the other side?
No! To get to the idiots house
You: Oh... What?
Knock knock!
You: who's there?
The chicken!
You: Er... Wait!
lol
twentyonegirl wrote:
I saw a homeless guy holding up a sign that said "will work for food" so I gave him a coconut.
I don't get it?
Do you know what a coconut is?!
twentyonegirl wrote:
Do you know what a coconut is?!
Don't still get... after 7 weeks
You have to work to open a coconut cause I can barely open one with a hammer! See, If you guys figured it out on your own faster it would have actually been funny. Still my frens didn't get it right away so I understand... I guess.
I went to post in a camouflage thread...
but couldnt find any.
(well one thread I was blocked from posting in for some reason...lol)
lol XD
What are the benefits of living in Switzerland? Well, I dont know, but the flag is a big plus!
A 3-legged dog walks into a saloon in the old west. "Can I help you?" asks the barkeep. The dog replies, "I'm looking for the man that shot my paw."
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ok
And there is also "Pardon me Roy. Is that the cat in your new blue shoes?"
Here's a 4th of July joke:
Did you hear the one about the Liberty Bell? It really cracks me up!
Lol! Jokes!
Lol! What was the name of the song?