Has Anyone Read the New Terms of Service?

I got a popup upon logging in about the new terms of service. I couldn't be bothered to actually read them. Did we agree to give up our first born?

Maybe @idilis agreed to take the pfp issue to arbitration?

I didn’t read it either.

I started to read it this morning but I ran out of time. The weather suddenly warmed to the mid seventies so we went kayaking. I might get to go again once or twice before the season ends.

I've sold my first born several times. If I ever have one I'll be in trouble.

Any new changes to the TOS?

The TOS has always been a toss up

https://www.chess.com/forum/view/community/new-tos-anyone-read-it-yet

How, when I can't even face them? My beautiful perfectly round face was all that I had going for me. And they took it away.

I didn’t read it so

I guess I should have made the proclamation:

The TOS is dead, long live the TOS!