How many days old are you?

http://korn19.ch/coding/days.php

I am 28231 days old....ahhhhhhh

I was going to 17640... a rough calculation until I realized there was a hyperlink... 17643

I am 9,929

I am 8,455 days old.

19258

And they were mostly pretty boring

Don't trust anyone over 11,000.

9 175

3456 but that's fish days.

How many daze "old you" are?

I'm so old I'm turning yellow.

The Sun isn't yellow, it's chicken - Bob Dylan

4, 607

8 thousand, 8 hundred, something something days old (can't remember now),

The conventional wisdom used to be, don't trust anyone over 9.467e+14 microseconds old.

I am 27,545 days old

I will live until

I am 37,059 days old.

When I turned 1,000,000,000 seconds old (approx. 31.5 years old) I got a bracelet tattoo on my wrist with 9 interlinked zeros to represent the zeros in 1,000,000,000...

I'm now 12,555 days old

or 301,308 hours old

or 18,078,507 minutes old

or 1,084,710,392 seconds old (and counting)

5486 days old

I'll have to go away and check, it could take a while. I might knock a few thousand off.  

A woman who tells you her age will tell you anything.