I think that aliens are watching my every move.
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Maybe stop watching Aline shows for a while
It might help
Mar 8, 2025
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EmberMay wrote:
Maybe stop watching Aline shows for a while
I haven't watched anything of that nature. It's just my theory.
Mar 8, 2025
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stixystix0212 wrote:
Maybe ari wants to spy you
We're already in the same house all day, though. I don't think that that's a possibility.
Oh well perhaps try think about other things… it is most unfortunate
Mar 8, 2025
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RealTactics960 wrote:
I thought you were in the pool
The pool is our house now.
Mar 8, 2025
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EmberMay wrote:
Oh well perhaps try think about other things… it is most unfortunate
How can I do that with these flies buzzing around and being annoying?
Mar 8, 2025
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SpongetheFifth wrote:
Sit in the bathroom for the rest of ur life XD
That's no way to live. Though the bathroom is where I make my best OTF posts.
The same happened to me. Maybe, I think aliens are watching me in another planet.
Ray Duque III, GMBD
Mar 8, 2025
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RayDuqueIII wrote:
The same happened to me. Maybe, I think aliens are watching me in another planet.
Ray Duque III, GMBD
That wouldn't surprise me. You seem very watchable.
As the title suggests, I believe I’m being watched by aliens from another planet using a high-tech system to watch my every move.
Recently, I’ve started to understand that flies and other gross insects are watching me. Everywhere I go, I attract a mob of flies that stick to my arms, legs, and other parts of my body before flying away when I hit them. Currently, as I’m sitting here typing this out, I am being attacked by thousands of spy machines to track my every move. Luckily, they give me my privacy when I use the bathroom or shower, but that’s about it. If I go to the football pitch, they’ll crawl on my legs and follow me around. Everyone is disgusted, and many people have refused to even speak to me if this isn’t cleared up soon. Even Ari seems a little less satisfied with my presence lately, even though she pretends not to notice. It is nearly impossible to sleep with all the buzzing in my ears every night, and that’s led me to not get enough sleep. With this annoyance happening every time at any given moment, I think it may be best to hide out in the shower for a while. But with all of this happening, why do these alien flies seem to want to track me? Maybe I’m in a TV show on another planet that goes into a first-person point of view of my life. Or maybe these particular aliens just need a successful individual to learn from so that their planet can thrive and be more swexy. Either way, this makes me very uncomfortable, and I hope it ends very soon. If you are all alien spies, watch out for flyswatter. I’ve killed before, and I’ll do it again. Thank u, next. Time to hit the showers.