I think that aliens are watching my every move.

As the title suggests, I believe I’m being watched by aliens from another planet using a high-tech system to watch my every move.

Recently, I’ve started to understand that flies and other gross insects are watching me. Everywhere I go, I attract a mob of flies that stick to my arms, legs, and other parts of my body before flying away when I hit them. Currently, as I’m sitting here typing this out, I am being attacked by thousands of spy machines to track my every move. Luckily, they give me my privacy when I use the bathroom or shower, but that’s about it. If I go to the football pitch, they’ll crawl on my legs and follow me around. Everyone is disgusted, and many people have refused to even speak to me if this isn’t cleared up soon. Even Ari seems a little less satisfied with my presence lately, even though she pretends not to notice. It is nearly impossible to sleep with all the buzzing in my ears every night, and that’s led me to not get enough sleep. With this annoyance happening every time at any given moment, I think it may be best to hide out in the shower for a while. But with all of this happening, why do these alien flies seem to want to track me? Maybe I’m in a TV show on another planet that goes into a first-person point of view of my life. Or maybe these particular aliens just need a successful individual to learn from so that their planet can thrive and be more swexy. Either way, this makes me very uncomfortable, and I hope it ends very soon. If you are all alien spies, watch out for flyswatter. I’ve killed before, and I’ll do it again. Thank u, next. Time to hit the showers.

I haven't watched anything of that nature. It's just my theory.

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We're already in the same house all day, though. I don't think that that's a possibility.

I thought you were in the pool

The pool is our house now.

How nice of you to stop by. Are you in on this?

How can I do that with these flies buzzing around and being annoying?

That's no way to live. Though the bathroom is where I make my best OTF posts.

Sometimes.

The same happened to me. Maybe, I think aliens are watching me in another planet.

Ray Duque III, GMBD

That wouldn't surprise me. You seem very watchable.

Try taking a shower

#1 Makes sense. Obviously the aliens are secretly in love with your and your swexiness, so they spy on you, in hopes you'll fall for them.
It's the only explanation o .o