I Want To Win a Nobel Prize !

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badenwurtca

We have had a lot of threads on the go in these forums about the chances of becoming a GM ( and a few even on becoming World Champ in Chess ). But then I thought why limit things to getting a GM title ? I mean I might invent something important ( such as high-speed Yo-Yos for example ) and thus deserve a major reward. Btw I do promise to accept the said Nobel Prize and I will not belittle this honor, unlike a certain song-writer   lol.   

AlCzervik

don't you mean "invint" something?

if not, the nobel may be a blowin' in the wind.

badenwurtca

Thanks for the post AlCzervik. Ah yes I do remember that we had someone here start a thread where they claimed to have ivinted a new opening of some type   lol. 

ilikewindmills
Just take your doorbell off.
badenwurtca
ilikewindmills wrote:
Just take your doorbell off.

   ---   Thanks for the post ilikewindmills. Well I guess that I could collect doorknobs like Aunt Clara on the " Bewitched " TV show from years ago.

Bilbo21
badenwurtca wrote:
ilikewindmills wrote:
Just take your doorbell off.

   ---   Thanks for the post ilikewindmills. Well I guess that I could collect doorknobs like Aunt Clara on the " Bewitched " TV show from years ago.

You can find a few nobs right here on chess.com

badenwurtca

Well I must say this is rather upsetting as I've been waiting for over two years now and still no news from Sweden ?

EscherehcsE

Not me, man. They'd probably expect you to get all duded up in a fancy suit or sumptin'.

blueemu
badenwurtca wrote:

... I mean I might invent something important ( such as high speed Yo-Yos for example )...

We should have a brain-storming session about the differrent things you might invent.

How about : Slow fast-food! 

No, wait!... Dog nose-warmers!

badenwurtca

Thanks for the posts and the ideas.

ChessieSystem101

okay

Tiger7619

submarineable air plane

badenwurtca
Bilbo21 wrote:
badenwurtca wrote:
ilikewindmills wrote:
Just take your doorbell off.

   ---   Thanks for the post ilikewindmills. Well I guess that I could collect doorknobs like Aunt Clara on the " Bewitched " TV show from years ago.

You can find a few nobs right here on chess.com

   ---   Wait a minute, there are nobs on the internet  lol.

badenwurtca

Thanks for the post.

blueemu

I still think that dog nose-warmers are the invention that will get you the Nobel Prize. Everybody knows how cold dog's noses are.

... or wait... a can opener that can be operated by cats?

badenwurtca

Well of course one of the problems that we are faced with while living on this planet is the endless search for any talents and/or abilities that we may possess. Can we run fast enough to get into the Olympics ? Is our voice good enough to allow us to sing at the Met-Opera. Are our hands steady enough to become a Brain Surgeon ( etc etc ). Important questions all. 

badenwurtca
blueemu wrote:

I still think that dog nose-warmers are the invention that will get you the Nobel Prize. Everybody knows how cold dog's noses are.

... or wait... a can opener that can be operated by cats?

   ---   Yes one never knows what type of idea will work  lol.

badenwurtca

Thanks for the posts. 

badenwurtca

Btw there are also prizes for Physics, Chemistry, Literature and Medicine. 

badenwurtca

Thanks for the post.