Happy early birthday dude!
I WILL BE 9 TOMORROW

I will tell you the best way to celebrate your birthday. Store up a really big sh*t. Like, eat a huge meal, let it really brew. Then, go to a public restroom, the kind where you can lock the door. Instead of pooping in the toilet, drop that sumbitch in the garbage can. Then cover the poo with some paper towels. Everyone who goes in after you will have to deal with the odor while they do their business.
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The best way is to nuke an Empire! Always my favorite hobby. I got the Romans real good, and Egypt...
Well since there are no more empires, I'll just nuke a large city!

I will tell you the best way to celebrate your birthday. Store up a really big sh*t. Like, eat a huge meal, let it really brew. Then, go to a public restroom, the kind where you can lock the door. Instead of pooping in the toilet, drop that sumbitch in the garbage can. Then cover the poo with some paper towels. Everyone who goes in after you will have to deal with the odor while they do their business.
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Did you see the guy's username?

I will tell you the best way to celebrate your birthday. Store up a really big sh*t. Like, eat a huge meal, let it really brew. Then, go to a public restroom, the kind where you can lock the door. Instead of pooping in the toilet, drop that sumbitch in the garbage can. Then cover the poo with some paper towels. Everyone who goes in after you will have to deal with the odor while they do their business.
ewwwwwwwwwww
Did you see the guy's username?
yep
Wish me a happy birthday and please give me a bday trohphy ! Thanks