If I … (forum game)

if I got to gm

then everyone will think you are cheeting.

if i ride bikes to light speed

you would be megacringe.

If I lived

you would get banned for wordgaming.

pls dont say a stalemate comment,

i start again:if i start a KOTL game,

You'd be good at it.

If I was bad at KOTL

You'd make trashy KOTLs

If I had a diamond membership

You'd be really good at chess.

If i had a European passport

then I would get an American one.

If I only ate cheeese

then you will get less stuff

if i play chessers(a modern conbination of two ancient type of board games,chess and checkers)

You would get board

If i had a new phone

then you will think it is a troy's wooden horse

if i call knights horsies