If it takes four men four hours to dig a hole...

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blueemu wrote:
mybody2bootylicious wrote:

of course there is half a hole. if 2 rats can be squeezed into a hole then each one is in half of it.

The average American family has two-and-a-half children, but if somebody came over to your house and saw half a child in your living room, you would have some explaining to do to the Police.

The average human has 1 breast and 1 testicle.

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llamonade wrote:
blueemu wrote:
mybody2bootylicious wrote:

of course there is half a hole. if 2 rats can be squeezed into a hole then each one is in half of it.

The average American family has two-and-a-half children, but if somebody came over to your house and saw half a child in your living room, you would have some explaining to do to the Police.

The average human has 1 breast and 1 testicle.

Hm, just like the median television presenter

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llamonade wrote:
blueemu wrote:
llamonade wrote:
blueemu wrote:
DJM473 wrote:

4 hours?

The correct answer is: there's no such thing as half a hole.

Then why did it take 4 men 4 hours to dig one?

They were being paid by the hour.

Haha

I have to come up with this witty repartee on the fly.

Did I ever mention that I used to write for TV? Graham Falk's Untalkative Bunny show.

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Awesome! Did he give you half of one of his children for it?

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blueemu wrote:
llamonade wrote:
blueemu wrote:
llamonade wrote:
blueemu wrote:
DJM473 wrote:

4 hours?

The correct answer is: there's no such thing as half a hole.

Then why did it take 4 men 4 hours to dig one?

They were being paid by the hour.

Haha

I have to come up with this witty repartee on the fly.

Did I ever mention that I used to write for TV? Graham Falk's Untalkative Bunny show.

 

heh.

And yes happy.png

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wollyhood wrote:

Awesome! Did he give you half of one of his children for it?

Actually he gave me 1% of the net, on top of my salary.

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@mybody2bootylicious

and he's gone just like a thief in the night

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but he didn't give half a Falk?

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wollyhood wrote:

but he didn't give half a Falk?

Not willingly.

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Yeh I heard that Will Falk is the best one. Poor guy this must never end for him xD

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That was ME going "Braaaak!" for the Blue Emu (at 3:35), by the way.

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blueemu wrote:

That was ME going "Braaaak!" for the Blue Emu (at 3:35), by the way.

So did you record it before they animated it or the other way around?

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We always do the voice acting first, so that the animators can time their drawings to the audio track.

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My brief moment of fame in Hollywood: I went "Braaak!"

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It's not good for you, it broke me.

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wollyhood wrote:

It's not good for you, it broke me.

Did you ever read my essay "My Big Break In Show Business, and How I Broke It"?

https://www.chess.com/forum/view/off-topic/my-big-break-in-show-business-and-how-i-broke-it

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blueemu wrote:
DJM473 wrote:

4 hours?

The correct answer is: there's no such thing as half a hole.  *snip*

Just when the bunny was about to launch his marketing campaign for his new revolutionary product, the half polo mint.  Curse the emu! 

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autobunny wrote:
blueemu wrote:
DJM473 wrote:

4 hours?

The correct answer is: there's no such thing as half a hole.  *snip*

Just when the bunny was about to launch his marketing campaign for his new revolutionary product, the half polo mint.  Curse the emu! 

lol!

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mybody2bootylicious wrote:

of course there is half a hole. if 2 rats can be squeezed into a hole then each one is in half of it.

mybody2bootylicious has closed their account 5 hours ago.

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rychessmaster1 wrote:
rychessmaster1 wrote:
rychessmaster1 wrote:
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

 

 

You're garbage, you need to be muted.