A boy goes up to his mom and asked "Why do you never make jokes?", his mom replied "I made you".
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Jim was invited to Buckingham Palace. He wasn’t familiar with royal etiquette, so he decided to simply follow the Queen’s lead and hope for the best. When tea was served, the Queen removed her cup from her saucer. Jim nervously mimicked her. She poured some milk into the saucer and Jim did likewise. When she put the saucer on the floor, he was surprised. Then she called, “Here, kitty…
Q: Why did dinosaur cross the road?
A: because chickens haven't evolved yet.
A guy asks for a tattoo of a $100 bill on his pe**s. Curious, the tattoo artist asks him why he would possibly want that.
He replies, "Three reasons: I like to play with my money, I like to watch my money grow, and $100 seems to be the only thing my wife will blow these days."
(I DID NOT MAKE UP THIS JOKE, I FOUND IT ONLINE SO DON'T GET ANY THOUGHTS)
Me - Hey are your parents home?
Orphan - (Crying) Stop calling here!
knock knock
who's there
it's the police
what do you want?
we just wanna talk
how many of you are there?
4
then talk to each other
selkea wrote:
A man asked, 'God, why did you make woman so beautiful?' God responded, 'so you would love her.'
Then the man asked, 'But God, why did you make her so dumb?' God replied, 'So she would love you.'
Funny!
AnthonyAtanasov wrote:
lol. That whomping willow one tho...
After a husband and wife have a heated argument, the wife calls her mother. “He fought with me again! I’m coming over to live with you.”
To which her mother replies, “No, no, darling. He must pay for his mistake. I’m coming to live with you.”
selkea wrote:
After a husband and wife have a heated argument, the wife calls her mother. “He fought with me again! I’m coming over to live with you.”
To which her mother replies, “No, no, darling. He must pay for his mistake. I’m coming to live with you.”
LOL
LOL
her mother will come to their house to make the husband pay
lol