Red paint.
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
Where’s my tractor?
What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile?
Robin, get in the Batmobile.
What did one stranger say to the other stranger?
Nothing. They don’t know each other.
Why did Benjamin get sick after eating ice cream?
He was lactose intolerant.
Who shaves at least 20 times a day?
A barber.
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
Stolen. Stealing cheese is bad and you should return it.
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
A deer. The absence of eyes does not change the species.
What do a dog, an apple, and a chessboard have in common?
Not much actually…
Why is maths sad? Because it has so many problems
What did the football teams do when the pitch was flooded? They brought on their subs.
What shoes does a spy where? Sneakers.