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Knock knock jokes!

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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ice cream !
Ice cream who ?
Ice cream if you don't let me in !

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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Razor!
Razor who?
Razor hands, this is a stick up!

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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Tank!
Tank who?
Your welcome.

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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ip!
Ip who?
You should really use the toilet.

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  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Atch. Atch who? Bless you!
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? I am. I am who? You don’t know who you are?
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ya. Ya Who? Wow, I’m excited to see you too.
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Figs. Figs who? Figs the doorbell, it’s broken!
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Boo! Boo who? Don’t cry, it’s just me.
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  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it’s cold out here.
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Honey bee. Honey bee who? Honey bee a dear and get me some juice.
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Wooden shoe. Wooden shoe who? Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to let me in?


Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Anee.
Anee,who?
Anee one you like!

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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dozen.
Dozen who?
Dozen anybody want to let me in?

 


 

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Needle.
Needle who?
Needle little money for the movies.

 


Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Henrietta.
Henrietta who?
Henrietta worm that was in his apple.

That's enough for today, i have tons more.

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Knock,knock

Who's there?

Your underwear!

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um... that wasstupid, youdidnteven finish the joke

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Yeah

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Thanks

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lol

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lol
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lol
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This one isn't an actual knock knock joke but here it is:
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
*slam*
THE DOOR
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lol
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