Larry the Advice Arachnid

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Oliver_Prescott

larry is larry

sndeww

yes that is agreed

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stopvacuuming wrote:

new glock 

glock 17 > glock 18 change my mind

Magnetta123

Hey Larry. 

How do I sleep?  

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Magnetta123 wrote:

Hey Larry. 

How do I sleep?  

Larry: If you spin your web around you it is very cozy!

Woollysock
Who is this “ Larry “ guy ! .......just asking 🤷‍♂️
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goldenwriter wrote:

why are there so many degenerate 30 year old adults making "clubs" on a chess site, treating them like businesses, and getting angry at the 8 to 12 year olds joining.

Larry: I'm unable to answer this, but I think they should "chill out"

Magnetta123
Woollysock wrote:
Who is this “ Larry “ guy ! .......just asking 🤷‍♂️

GOD

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Magnetta123 wrote:
Woollysock wrote:
Who is this “ Larry “ guy ! .......just asking 🤷‍♂️

GOD

close but not quite

Roaming_Rooster
Question for Larry. How have you managed to survive this long without getting drowned in the toilet/bathtub by a kid that got scared by u or getting squashed by a kid
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marhales wrote:
Question for Larry. How have you managed to survive this long without getting drowned in the toilet/bathtub by a kid that got scared by u or getting squashed by a kid

Larry: I'm already dead, my spirit just embodies this forum

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goldenwriter wrote:

i live in the isle of man, where is the isle of woman

Larry: I'm no great shakes at geography but perhaps if you turn three times at midnight with your eyes closed in front of a mirror after lighting three candles saying "bloody mary" then wherever you end up looking at should be where the isle of woman is.

Magnetta123

Hey Larry. 

What do you if we keep sneezing and are unable to stop? 

Roaming_Rooster
Oh that is sad 😢
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Magnetta123 wrote:

Hey Larry. 

What do you if we keep sneezing and are unable to stop? 

Larry: three choices.

1. Snort some spicy food, it'll make you sneeze out all your sneezes, but costs TWO food items

2. Smash yourself on the nose. It will make you forget about sneezing but may hurt yourself!

3. Keep sneezing. It will be uncomfortable, perhaps resulting in PERMANENT MORALE LOSS!!!

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marhales wrote:
Oh that is sad 😢

yes, I even wrote a blog about him. sad

Magnetta123
SNUDOO wrote:
Magnetta123 wrote:

Hey Larry. 

What do you if we keep sneezing and are unable to stop? 

Larry: three choices.

1. Snort some spicy food, it'll make you sneeze out all your sneezes, but costs TWO food items

2. Smash yourself on the nose. It will make you forget about sneezing but may hurt yourself!

3. Keep sneezing. It will be uncomfortable, perhaps resulting in PERMANENT MORALE LOSS!!!

Thank you Larry 

Vibhansh_Alok

Larry which is the most infamous question? This one?

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Vibhansh_Alok wrote:

Larry which is the most infamous question? This one?

Larry:  Unfortunately I am unable to answer this question

Magnetta123

Larry, Why are you unable to answer questions?