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The Isle of Man parliament has just passed a bill saying that all lawyers should be castrated. I object strongly to this.
I don't think that lawyers should be castrated. They should have their gonads explanted and sewn onto their forehead, with a bio-electrical connection to an implantable lie-detector. That way clients can judge by the 'glow' how much they are being lied to.
No seriously. They do nothing. They have a financial interest in fomenting disharmony and bitterness. Lawyers contribute nothing to society and only get sexually excited when discussing their fees. Hangin's too good for 'em.
There is nothing wrong with me, Madam Legoface. How dare you! I'm just trying to improve society by suggesting ways of eliminating those crapulent advocates of dissent.
Substances Ma'am? You have been chewing the wrong type of Scottish oat. I am at my peak (2 bottles of Stone and Wood Pacific Ale aka mother's milk).
Jan 6, 2017
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#9
Lego is typically far better than I am, nothing deserves to be compared with me, and stop calling me madam.
XO you are such a Bird-person. I love your Manx flag and your raptors.
Back to lawyers: OK I made that bit about IOM parliament up. But hey lying is the new truth. In addition to the gonad transfer operation, there needs to be some way to stop them replicating. Hmmm... I'll have to think about that one.
As for calling windy 'Madam', it is a mark of respect. It's banter. Like what lawyers do. Like calling exnos 'nosex'. It's engaging. You like me more, so I can charge you more.
Jan 6, 2017
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#18
What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A good start.
I'd be worried they'd turn the plankton against the Angler fish, and the coelacanth against the Kraken. You gotta keep 'em where ya can see 'em: in jail ideally.
