Make me a moderator.

Every day I receive dozens of private messages from serious players (Some of them GMs) telling me that they can´t even consider posting at the forum because it is infested with little kids and bums who can´t talk about anything serious. 

And I actually agree with them. When I first came to the forum I tried to make great collaborations but then I realized it is just a waste of time. Why should anyone try to have intellectual conversations (BTW, join RIGHT NOW the Intellectual chessist society group, where true intellectuals have true intellectual conversations) when little kids ruin it all with their conversations about cats or superpowers that Superman has? 

So, I decided that it is time to make chess.com forums great again. And the way to do it is to get rid of all those little parasites and their stupid threads AKA Race to 100, Count to 500, The duck is back, and a very very long etc. 

Make me a moderator and in 5 days this place will be unrecognizable. Great serious players will start coming back and chess.com will become again the greatest chess site in the world. 

Thank you!

 He just wants to be a moderator for one reason; to ban everyone underage on chess.com! 

Anyway, you are NOT in good standing with chess.com, so you won't even get the mod job. 

I think you are confused little boy. 

You are not going to spam this thread, understand? 

Make me a moderator "and in 5 days this place will be unrecognizable." Great serious players will start coming back and chess.com will become again the greatest chess site in the world. 

That is what I am afraid of.

Oh, I forgot to mention something. In this thread only normal people are allowed to post. 

Little kids and bums can´t express their stupid opinion. 

The off topic forums are created to have normal discussions about normal things that are not chess related. 

A new forum called ¨The Wasteland¨or ¨Retardland¨ should be created for those poor creatures where they can do their spam, their ¨Count to 100¨, their ¨I am cat¨. 

Or sent them directly to chesskid.com. 

There is no reason that they post inane garbage on a forum that was created for a different purpose. 

Look at the new jewel we have:  ¨Race to 100: Pencil vs Eraser¨. We should get rid of that garbage. 

Someone has been spamming on my note page..Pashak, maybe you can start with finding out who the bum is.   My guess it's 2Q, or Basher...don't really know though.

If I am moderator all spammers (Be it 2Q or not) will be immediately eliminated. 

Zero tolerance for those little schmucks. 

This Site certainly needs saving by someone.

I just logged in and looked at today's "Hot Topics"...if a larger example of superfluous internet dross exists, then I certainly don't want to see it.

Any resemblance to a serious chess site is wholly lacking.

Exactly! 

This website is one of the most popular on the Internet, and forum is an important part of it. 

We can have serious people talking about interesting things. We can have a lot of interesting conversations about so many different things. Life has such a large variety of interesting stuff that can be discussed in the Off Topic section. 

Unfortunately, when you see the threads in this forum you do not have any desire to even start a serious conversation. You see what kind of people post here and you immediately realize that there is nothing to seriously talk about. 

That is why we need to get rid of those people and then start good threads. Eventually good people will join and this place will become really enjoyable and not the brothel that is now. 

Keep me posted on this!