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JackRoach

You mere mortals. I will prove my superiority over you. 

You see that #1 next to this post? I am #1. That means, I am ultimately superior in this post. I can block and control the conversation! If things get too civilized, I can get a moderator to make this on-topic!

Pedestrians, you will never be #1 on this post. I control everything.

Vibhansh_Alok

Take some rest you'll be fine...

Stock_Fish109
Unless your posts get deleted
chamo2074

I'm ready to pay the hospital costs for you jack sad.png

Warrior_GOLD

Poster: Whatever game your playing, it won't work. You can't defeat me.

Me: Oh, I know. But he can.

THAT GUY FROM THE FUTURE WITH 69 COMMENTS ON THIS POST

JackRoach
chamo2074 wrote:

I'm ready to pay the hospital costs for you jack

Why thank you. I'll keep it if I ever need it.

JackRoach
KingCobra280 wrote:

Jack. I'm sorry to tell u but it is truly I who is #1.

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Then why does it say you're #6? 

GM_Parzival1

?

furrtoast

You peasants will never be #10

sndeww

i have an extra one, that makes me twice as good as you @Jackroach!

a5page
JackRoach wrote:
KingCobra280 wrote:

Jack. I'm sorry to tell u but it is truly I who is #1.

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Then why does it say you're #6? Weirdo

JackRoach
B1ZMARK wrote:

i have an extra one, that makes me twice as good as you @Jackroach!

For a long time I didn't believe that ignorance is bliss.

 

Now you have convinced me.

Wandering_Mary

you humans are sad

JackRoach
icyboyyy wrote:

And besides, I AM #1! YOU ARE JUST A RANDOM PIECE OF GARBAGE!

That's not redundant enough.

 

If you want to get closer to #1, you have to write, "You are just a randomlysticly randomly random garbage that acts in a randomly random manner."

JD_Wuffa

you may be number 1 but 19 is bigger

AestheticPeace

"You are just a randomlysticly randomly random garbage that acts in a randomly random manner." 

JackRoach

Do you guys not know how ordinal numbers work?

 

Just because 18 and 19 > 1, doesn't mean that it's better to be in 18th place than 1st place.

SpacePodz
Gerald is the true #1
JackRoach
SpacePodz wrote:
Gerald is the true #1

Gerald kindly gave me the spot.

Wandering_Mary

may I ask who Gerald is?