Take some rest you'll be fine...
Mortals.

Poster: Whatever game your playing, it won't work. You can't defeat me.
Me: Oh, I know. But he can.
THAT GUY FROM THE FUTURE WITH 69 COMMENTS ON THIS POST

I'm ready to pay the hospital costs for you jack
Why thank you. I'll keep it if I ever need it.

Jack. I'm sorry to tell u but it is truly I who is #1.
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Then why does it say you're #6?

Jack. I'm sorry to tell u but it is truly I who is #1.
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Then why does it say you're #6? Weirdo

i have an extra one, that makes me twice as good as you @Jackroach!
For a long time I didn't believe that ignorance is bliss.
Now you have convinced me.

And besides, I AM #1! YOU ARE JUST A RANDOM PIECE OF GARBAGE!
That's not redundant enough.
If you want to get closer to #1, you have to write, "You are just a randomlysticly randomly random garbage that acts in a randomly random manner."
You mere mortals. I will prove my superiority over you.
You see that #1 next to this post? I am #1. That means, I am ultimately superior in this post. I can block and control the conversation! If things get too civilized, I can get a moderator to make this on-topic!
Pedestrians, you will never be #1 on this post. I control everything.