my burger eating husband has died

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well guys, the girls are taking it rather quite well. We're selling all his video games, converting pop cans into coins, and selling burgers to McDonald's, so financially we're doing fine.

Weird how I went to sleep one night as a married woman (in my pretend life as a woman since I am actually a man) and woke up as a widow. Was it scary to wake up next to a corpse? It was kinda cool actually!

All of that is unreal since I am actually a man and have never been married but y'all knew that burger-eating husband of mine was trouble to death.

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What video games does he have? I'm always in the market to buy SNES classics.

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I've got Link to the Past still in the box. One day I will sell it for 500$.
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BlargDragon wrote:

What video games does he have? I'm always in the market to buy SNES classics.

CrucifixBox360, Super Nintendo rarely but he does have that one. No SNES though. He has this weird one called a Nintendo with the number 64 on it. Playstation with a big number 4. I never understood. I've tried to play on it but it's so darn tiny! And the unpronouncable Wii.

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'Wii' is actually Polish, and pronounced like the German name Clausewitz.

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Wii, Wii, tell them that it's human nature ...

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Does his tombstone read 'he ate burgers'?

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BlargDragon wrote:

'Wii' is actually Polish, and pronounced like the German name Clausewitz.

Thank you.

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bunicula wrote:

Does his tombstone read 'he ate burgers'?

The tombstone has not been made yet but I shall tell the cemetery to make certain it does.

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Algor mortis

newengland7 wrote: *snip*Was it scary to wake up next to a corpse? It was kinda cool actually! *Snip*

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bunicula wrote:

Algor mortis

newengland7 wrote: *snip*Was it scary to wake up next to a corpse? It was kinda cool actually! *Snip*

I meant cool as in fascinating.

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Oh ok. Sorry for getting clinical

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bunicula wrote:

Oh ok. Sorry for getting clinical

How to describe it--it was like being the lead star of a horror film! It was AWESOME!!! I hope you get to wake up next to a corpse one day as well!

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newengland7 wrote:

Weird how I went to sleep one night as a married woman (in my pretend life as a woman since I am actually a man) and woke up as a widow. Was it scary to wake up next to a corpse? It was kinda cool actually!

Could it be that you actually have two pretend lives? In the first you are a woman married to be burger-eating husband. In the second you are a widow who sleeps next to a corpse. You went to sleep in pretend life #1, but over the course of your consciousness shifted to pretend life #2, and then you woke up.

I'm not saying this is necessarily what happened, but it is a possibility.

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No biggie for an undead bunny. I wake up to myself everyday.

newengland7 wrote:

bunicula wrote:

Oh ok. Sorry for getting clinical

How to describe it--it was like being the lead star of a horror film! It was AWESOME!!! I hope you get to wake up next to a corpse one day as well!

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Superman, why are you bringing dead threads back to life?

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president_max wrote:

Superman, why are you bringing dead threads back to life?

Because this is a very special thread that deserves to be brought back.

Not to mention that resurrecting threads in general is fun.

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Guess if bunnies can be resurrected, threads can too.

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The necro-what? Some options are not as appealing as the others ;-)

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Looks like a dead parrot to me wink.png